Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Glee = Happy

Glee, for me, sounds like a word that describes happiness. The correct definition of glee is actually a part song, usually scored for at least three solo voices and normally sung unaccompanied in music. Recently, there is a TV series titled Glee which caught the attentions of quite a number of mostly teenagers viewers watching the series. Glee, is an American musical comedy-drama television series. basically, it's about a high-school Spanish teacher becomes the director of the school's Glee club, intending to restore it to its former glory where Glee was one of the most active club. The show had win several awards. The series features numerous song covers sung on-screen by the characters. The music and choreography are fantastically creative. The music chosen, mashing musics, great dance moves are entertaining. Nevertheless, the show also teaches values and lessons in life mainly to teenagers. Showing the real life activities and things that teenagers nowadays usually do in their daily life. Glee is a TV show that is a must watch series. :)

Sunday, May 23, 2010

I.Am.Jzlyne.aka.Jazzy :)


Jzlyne Joanna
They either call me Jesz, Jazzy or Jojo
Turning 20! :)
I am a Sarawakian.
I have a really wide range of interest. It could start off with fashion, the art of performing in general public no matter in acting or singing or playing musical instruments, travelling, indulging myself in variety of foods and cuisines, interesting art designs and to learning foreign languages.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

25-th frame

25-th frame
25-th frame (Subliminal advertising, Eng. Subliminal message) - a fictional method of impact on the consciousness and subconsciousness of people through inserts in video hidden advertising in terms of additional personnel. By the method of James Waikerie recognized [1] [2] [3] that the experiments confirming the impact, were fabricated. Despite this, the use of subliminal advertising is illegal in some countries.


* Moscow VNIITR developed a device, revealing, among other things, "outsiders, and unauthorized information" in a television signal. [15] [16]
    
* The plot of the movie "Fight Club" is referred to the use of 25 fps Tyler Derdenom: working in the cinema is inserted in the films shot with the image of the penis, causing confusion among the public subconscious, not consciously noticed vulgarity, also shot with the image of the penis is inserted into the end of the movie .
    
* The pre-election video of presidential candidate Viktor Yanukovych with the use of technology 25 frame. He appeared on a national channel in 2004. [A]
    
* The TV channel "Russia" also uses something like 25-th frame: between commercials usually short insert the name of the TV series or movie, which will soon have to show. It lasts less than a second, if not look to see such covert advertising is very difficult.

Ten creative things

  1. Get a Shine with Banana Peels: If you are not eating bananas, you should be. In addition to the health benefits of the fruit itself, its skin is a built in shoe shine kit. A banana peel can shine your leather furniture and shoes. Just remove the stringy matter from inside and rub the inside of the peel on your shoes.
  2. Treat sunburn with tea bags: Plain and simple, sunburn is terrible. If you forget to add the SPF before your day at the beach, apply a few tea bags on the affected area to escape the pain. If sunburn is widespread, fill the tub with hot water and put some tea bags in the hot water. Then soak your entire body in the tub. It works.
  3. Remove price tag with peanut butter: Have you felt exasperated when you purchased a gift for a friend and before gift-wrapping, you tried to remove the price tag with no avail? Apply some peanut butter on the tag and rub it gently. You'll be happy to see the price tag and its sticky residue gone.
  4. Deodorize the refrigerator: Is your refrigerator smelly despite the thorough cleaning and defrosting? Dampen a cotton ball with vanilla extract and leave on the shelf. After few hours, you'll be pleasantly surprised when you open your refrigerator.
  5. Repel ants: Are ants invading your home? Aside from cleaning up, chalk powder has been known to stop ants in their tracks. Spread chalk powder around the house and in the closets. Ants will be repelled by the calcium carbonate in the chalk. If you have a major ant problem, this site has a ton of good anti-ant info.
  6. Control your dandruff with baking soda: Do you feel low self-esteem due to dandruff that scares you every time you are on a date or other social gatherings? Well, create some homemade baking soda shampoo. Use this solution every time you shower and after a dry spell, you'll find your hair free of flakes and softer.
  7. Slip off the stuck ring: If you have hard time slipping off a ring on your finger, rub the finger with baby oil. Then, swing the ring to apply baby oil under the ring surface. You will be able to slide the ring off smoothly.
  8. Deodorize your garbage disposal: Does your garbage disposal smell yucky? Pour 1/2 cup of salt into the bottom of the disposal and rinse it with warm water. The smell will go away quickly. Add a little lemon if you want to freshen things up even more.
  9. Remove car dents: Before paying a good bit to a body shop to fix the dents on your car, wet a plunger, push it over the dent and pull it out sharply. It may remove the dents at free of charge.
  10. Streak free glass with a newspaper: Before pitching old newspapers into the recycling bin, try cleaning your glass windows with glass cleaner or warm water and a piece of newspaper. You'll see an absolutely streak-free glass surface as a result.

Creative

Collage your car into like the coolest most outrageous thing on the road
Craft your Halloween Costume
Family fun Crafts - make Halloween, Christmas or July the 4th Decorations
Cut up a magazine and make a collage
Design your own tattoo
Do a crayon drawing and put in on your fridge (Especially if you are a parent or grandparent)
Do some woodwork - you know carve, build or hammer
Draw an entire story with stick-people
Draw pictures of yourself as a barbarian.
Find a creative place for a collage. Use things that mean something to you.
Find an somebody to write songs with
Get a plain shirt for target and decorate it with ribbons and rhinestones etc.
Create some home remedies
Take a Language Lesson
Build a float for a parade
Experiment with makeup
Have your own American Idol Contest
Design a bathing suit, coat or any piece of clothing
Sew together some dresses with a sewing machine and a pattern
Build a model car, railroad or rocket.
Build a model rocket
Get some glitter glue
More Creative Fun Things to Do
Get your handwriting analyzed
Have a business card made with your name number and a fake vocation: Like astronaut, race car driver, etc.
Join a pottery class
Keep a journal of the fun things you do from this list
Keep a sketchbook
Learn to knit
Plan the best Mother's Day ever
Create a really fun workout routine
Learn to play an exotic instrument like the Didgeridoo
Learn to play the bongos or drums
Make a flag for your bike/car
Make a sculpture
Make a trophy or certificate to represent a great feat that you have or have not done
Make a list of creative Christmas Ideas
Create some tattoo designs
Make a list of creative romantic ideas for your favorite person or a list of creative ideas for Valentine's gifts
Exlpore the dark side and make some Vampire Art
Make hand puppets
Make paper chains or other easy crafts for kids
Make soap
Make some candles
Make your own clothing line
Paint a canvas - either by yourself or with a group of friends
Paint the palms of your hands and the soles of your feet and make a pictureor decorate a wall
Paper Mache
Pick fresh roses and hang upside down to dry then create a design
Play a harmonica
Make some stianed glass artwork
Press flowers between wax paper and place in book to dry
Refinish an antique
Last Minute Craft Ideas
Sketch or draw a landscape
Start a diary full of dreams
Start quilting
Take an improvisation or acting class
Take pencil crayons and color a picture that you have drawn
Take up calligraphy
Work on an impression of your favorite actor.
Write a movie script or book
Write some Poetry
Get a digital camera - Pick a theme and start shooting
Write songs and go outside and sing them so everyone can hear
Create greeting/christmas/birthday cards on the computer
Plan out a garden
Make up a creative Prank to get a friend
Create a music Video
Create an outrageous dinner
Make some Jewelry
Cut out letters from a magazine and organize them int o a letter for a friend
Make something on the computer - a video, song, website or anything else you have the ability to create
Then post on youtube, facebook, twitter or wherever you can post it.
Spontaneous Fun Things to Do
Sometimes our creativity gets stuck. The following suggestions either encourage you to admire other people's creativty or to reconnect with your own. So look for inspiration and while you are at it, be playful and spontaneous - it is sure to help. Here are some spontaneous fun things to do.
Study the biography of a creative master
Think outside the box
Take some time to meditate or just sit and be quiet and see what thoughts cross your mind
Be Playful - hang out with a bunch of energetic little kids
Go the mall just to admire creativity
Free Associate your words or ideas
Be Silly for no Reason
Drive or walk home a totally different way every day for a week
Go to the movies - tell the clerk to pick the movie for you
Cook something without a specific recipe
go on vacation with no plans, no itinerary and no reservations
Fill your tank with gas - drive till it's half gone and come back
Go for a car ride and ask people what direction you should travel and see where it takes you
Go to the Library cookbook section and randomly pick out a book and set out to make recipe number 33 no matter what it is. (Okay if it's something repulsive pick #35)
Go to the Yellow Pages and pick the seventh restaurant - eat the seventh entree and order the seventh dessert
Kiss someone you really like who doesn't know it yet
Let your waiter order for you at the restaurant
Randomly choose a hairstylist from your yellow pages, go to them and give them COMPLETE freedom to do whatever they want to you.
Send anonymous secret admirer notes to someone
Surprise a friend that you haven't seen in along time
Take a bus to a small town just to spend a few hours exploring
Wake up in the morning take a picnic lunch get in your car and see where the day takes you
Write in your journal and just write down whatever comes out of your head

Friday, April 23, 2010

A touch of Gold

Have you ever had fantasies of eating food that are made out of gold? you might ask yourself, is that even possible? will i die from eating gold?! well the answer is no!Thanks to the very clever German team, The Deli Garage, you can eat anything gold, but not the real one though. Here's the thing, The Deli Garage team manage to create an awesome spray that could stain any kind of food in your kitchen like tomatoes,strawberries, pretzles, and whatever other food screams out to be covered in gold. Using these fresh spray cans full of edible gold paint, food goes to ordinary to bling in seconds. How great is that!!!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

On my way home....

I went back to my hometown, Sabah, last Friday on a plane at 9.50pm. SO, alot of things happened on that very same day. Let me tell ya'll some of the story of the that day.

I was supposed to meet my big sistah/friend, Gloria, at KL Central at 6.00pm sharp. However, I wassss, lets seeee, 1 hour and 30 minues late because I had to run some errands which comes together with a stress-full and panic storm.We were not sure about the time of our flight and we havent even got our boarding passes yet since this is our first time travelling together using the KL Central check in system. NOT the transportation. So we tried to check in at KL Central when I arrived but we've been told that 2 hours before flight, passengers are not allowed to check-in through central. So we panicked. Luckily, I asked a lady to confirm our flight and found out that we still have time to check-in. Our flight was 9.50 p.m. So we checked-in and board the train to KLIA at 8.30 p.m.

In the train, I got bored . So, since I havent been using the train for a VERY long time. I decided to go to the toilet and jack around. NOT jackin off you dirty-minded scumbags :P When I was in the toilet, I went to wash my hands. Theres a button that needs to be pressed to trigger the water pipe. After I finished washing my hand, I panicked because I didnt know how to turn off the tap.I know this may sound retarded and lame but just read it or ill CUT YOU UP!! . The water kept running and running non-stop. There was'nt any instructions on how to turn it off, it was not even mentioned on the button pressed earlier. So I started screaming like crazy in the bathroom until I just tried to press the button to see if it works. The water tap was closed. Then I laughed at myself in the mirror. Boy that was so stupid and funny. OH yeah, besides that, I took my time in the very high tech toilet since its so cool. theres this one part where I was dancing to my iPod like crazy in the bathroom cuz it was soooo spacious, cold yet comfortable until the train started slowing down suddenly and I was thrown off my balance and I go 'Oh snapppp, shyttt hahahhaah'  ending with a thud on my head. Call me a freak or weird but seriously, I was just enjoying my time in the toilet. Secondly, a bytch dont giv a shyt ^^. When we arrived at the airport, we took our time walking around like idiots and checkin out the new KLIA improved toilet. At 9.25 pm, we went in. As we were walking towards our gate,which we didnt realize was realllllyyy far, Gloria caught her eye on a Hersheys chocolate, so she went to buy it. Then I also caught my eye on some chocolates and had flashbacks of my lil brother and dad, so I bought some too. After finish buying the chocolates, we didnt realized it was 9.40 pm until I saw the airport clock. But still we took our sweet time in the airport. Then suddenly, *airport announcement* Attention to Ms Gloria Chee and Mohd Hasnawi, please proceed to gate A7 for immediate boarding. Then both of us were like OMG!!! We started running like theres no tomorrow.

We brought our ENBE Project 2 models with uos which was very fragile. And apparently that same day, one part of my project came off so I put it on the model. THX GOD I ran fast enough and few seconds before we got cut off. Fortunately, we got on our plane. UNFORTUNATELY, I lost my model part :( I was so devastated and sad because I still have assignments based on it. Oh yeah, before we got on our plane, there was this stewardess waiting for us outside the plane. When she saw us she was like, 'Apesal lambat nihhh haa?' and she starts bragging about how late we are. Despite how angry and sad I was that day, I was able to control myself and keep my mouth shut but not my mind. In my mind I was like, stupid BYTCH, shutup your vaginas!!

During the flight, all the stewards were 'soft'. So me and my sister had a really good time with them because they were so friendly yet hilarious. I kept thinking of all the things that happened to me during the week, all the hell that I need to go through, all the shyt that never stops piling, so devastated, so furious...But I told myself, this is life...and life will continue to do this....So I made a conclusion, live your life to the fullest. Because Life, will forever be a bytch. When I arrived at my hometown  after 6 months, Everything inside me was drained out...the energy was so calming......felt soo relaxed...and i breathe and and said to myself...

Finally...im home.......