Things not to say to your BOYFRIEND.

Smoking

If you start smoking then you won t be very pretty is not if you smoke for one day it s if you smoke for 10 to 36 years. Do you think that Julie Andrews got her wrinkles for smoking???? NO SHE DIDN`T!!!!!! Her wrinkles came from age and wrinkles from smoking are a big difference. Because wrinkles from age are well from age, but wrinkles from smoking are because the tobacco settles in your sink. Think of it this way your thirty and you wrinkles ALL over that would be because you smoke. Or maybe your 65 or 75 then your wrinkles are ok.

So another thing that happens to you is your nails and toe nails will turn yellow. Now you may know that your finger nails turn yellow because of the cigarette being near them, but what you probably don t know is that your toe nails turn yellow because not all of the tobacco gets out of your nose and your mouth. But not all of it comes out so it gets inside you and gets out through your toe nails. Grows huh!!!

So as you can see smoking is bad for you, your health and your appearance. And this is just some things that can happen. So if you want to be on oxygen or have tracheal tube for the rest of your life then that s your choice but for the people that want to stop smoking do something before it s to late. Smoking kills.

Empty

its             empty                                                              inside  here , inside this boy.





someone


                                                                                        please     help me.



i                                                                                                                                                            was


not like                                                                               this before.                       i am better                                                               than this.                                             









its                            not  easy                                                   to                                                        be




me.

5 Managment Lessons

Lesson 1 The husband comes in the shower, while his wife had just finished washing. You hear the doorbell. Wife hastily wrapped in a towel and runs open. At the dawn - a neighbor, Bob. Just seeing it, Bob said: "I'll give you $ 800 if you remove the towel." Thinking couple seconds, a woman does this and confronts Bob naked. Bob gives her 800 dollars and leaves. His wife puts the towel back and returns to bathroom. "Who was that?" asks the husband. "Bob, my neighbor," - his wife answered. "Well, - said the husband, - he said nothing about $ 800 that I should? "
Moral: share with the shareholders of information about outstanding loans, otherwise You may find yourself in an unpleasant situation.
Lesson 2 Priest nun offers her a lift. North in the car, she throws foot for foot, so that the thigh is exposed. Priest had difficulty avoid the accident. Aligning the car, he stealthily puts his hand on her leg. The nun says: "Father, you remember Psalm 129?" The priest removes his hand. But by changing the transfer, he again puts his hand on her leg. Nun repeats: "Father, you remember Psalm 129?". The priest apologized: "Excuse me, my sister, but the flesh is weak. When she reached the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went. Arriving at the church, the priest is Psalm 129. It reads: "Go ahead and look above you will find happiness."
Moral: if You do not know their work, many opportunities for development will take place right before your face.
Lesson 3 Turkey say to a bull. "My dream is to climb to the top of the tree -- she sighed, - but I have so little power. "Why do not peck my droppings?" - Replied the bull - there are many nutrients. Turkey devoured a handful of manure, and it really gave her enough strength to climb onto the lower branch of the tree. The next day, eating more, she reached the second branch. Finally, fourth day, turkey sitting proudly on top of the tree. There she noticed farmer and knocked a shot from a gun.
Moral: manipulation of shit can help you climb to the summit, but not retain you there.
Lesson 4 Sales representative, secretary and manager go for dinner and found antique lamp. They rubbed it, and it appears from the Jin. He says: "I will fulfill one wish each of you." "I'm first, I'm first!", - Said the secretary. "I want to now be in the Bahamas, on a boat, and not think about anything." Pshsh! She disappears. "Now I, now I", - said sales representative. "I want to be in Hawaii, relax on the beach, with massage, an endless supply of Pinacolada and the love of my life." Pshsh! He disappears. "Now it's your turn," - said Jean manager. "I want those two back in the office after lunch"
Moral: Always let your boss to speak first.
Lesson 5 The eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked: "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" "Sure, why not" - he replied. Rabbit sat under a tree and began to relax. Suddenly a fox appeared, grabbed the rabbit and ate it.
Moral: to sit and do nothing, you have to sit very, very high.

God's post it

Dealing with life

So, how has 'Life' been treating ya'll?


Did 'It' give u happiness? sadness? cruelty? boring-ness? bytchy-ness?  and whatever-ness?

Before i 'spit' , i have a question for ya'll. Aint life a *****?

Haha, just ****in with ur mind.

So, imma write about what do i do everyday to deal and play with the games that 'life' gives.

Basically, i play resident evil 5 and Dragon Age ps3 games to release stress and tension. Other than that would be 'talking' about other people i think. I mean to those u deserves my 'award'. But most of all, my easiest way in dealing with life is by hanging out in PAVILION until morning. Its so fun because i get to do my work and relax my mind. There are other benefits too but i'd rather not talk about it :X. What else? ummmm oh yeah, dancing !!!!!!!! A fun way to release ur feelings and leave reality for awhile.


Since im livin alone, theres nothing else to do besides the above.Everybody gets lonely sometimes right?

Last but not least, theres this youtuber called Shane Dawson. One of the characters that he acts is called Shanaynay. I LOVE the videos when Shanaynay acts. Its so fkin hilarious and really really helps me. Its my chillax pill.Heres one of ma favourite videos of her. Before you watch, i must warn you about these features:


Most of his videos are open-minded. The usage of rough and 'hot' language are frequent. So to all those people who are too sensitive or close minded. ya'll should back off ^^


Imma just put a link here so you can watch it urself. I cant post it up here cuz it might not be appropriate to do so.


Link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP-HOXr6q3s


3njoy!!!