25-th frame

25-th frame
25-th frame (Subliminal advertising, Eng. Subliminal message) - a fictional method of impact on the consciousness and subconsciousness of people through inserts in video hidden advertising in terms of additional personnel. By the method of James Waikerie recognized [1] [2] [3] that the experiments confirming the impact, were fabricated. Despite this, the use of subliminal advertising is illegal in some countries.

* Moscow VNIITR developed a device, revealing, among other things, "outsiders, and unauthorized information" in a television signal. [15] [16]
    * The plot of the movie "Fight Club" is referred to the use of 25 fps Tyler Derdenom: working in the cinema is inserted in the films shot with the image of the penis, causing confusion among the public subconscious, not consciously noticed vulgarity, also shot with the image of the penis is inserted into the end of the movie .
    * The pre-election video of presidential candidate Viktor Yanukovych with the use of technology 25 frame. He appeared on a national channel in 2004. [A]
    * The TV channel "Russia" also uses something like 25-th frame: between commercials usually short insert the name of the TV series or movie, which will soon have to show. It lasts less than a second, if not look to see such covert advertising is very difficult.

Ten creative things

1. Get a Shine with Banana Peels: If you are not eating bananas, you should be. In addition to the health benefits of the fruit itself, its skin is a built in shoe shine kit. A banana peel can shine your leather furniture and shoes. Just remove the stringy matter from inside and rub the inside of the peel on your shoes.
2. Treat sunburn with tea bags: Plain and simple, sunburn is terrible. If you forget to add the SPF before your day at the beach, apply a few tea bags on the affected area to escape the pain. If sunburn is widespread, fill the tub with hot water and put some tea bags in the hot water. Then soak your entire body in the tub. It works.

3. Remove price tag with peanut butter: Have you felt exasperated when you purchased a gift for a friend and before gift-wrapping, you tried to remove the price tag with no avail? Apply some peanut butter on the tag and rub it gently. You'll be happy to see the price tag and its sticky residue gone.
4. Deodorize the refrigerator: Is your refrigerator smelly despite the thorough cleaning and defrosting? Dampen a cotton ball with vanilla extract and leave on the shelf. After few hours, you'll be pleasantly surprised when you open your refrigerator.
5. Repel ants: Are ants invading your home? Aside from cleaning up, chalk powder has been known to stop ants in their tracks. Spread chalk powder around the house and in the closets. Ants will be repelled by the calcium carbonate in the chalk. If you have a major ant problem, this site has a ton of good anti-ant info.
6. Control your dandruff with baking soda: Do you feel low self-esteem due to dandruff that scares you every time you are on a date or other social gatherings? Well, create some homemade baking soda shampoo. Use this solution every time you shower and after a dry spell, you'll find your hair free of flakes and softer.
7. Slip off the stuck ring: If you have hard time slipping off a ring on your finger, rub the finger with baby oil. Then, swing the ring to apply baby oil under the ring surface. You will be able to slide the ring off smoothly.
8. Deodorize your garbage disposal: Does your garbage disposal smell yucky? Pour 1/2 cup of salt into the bottom of the disposal and rinse it with warm water. The smell will go away quickly. Add a little lemon if you want to freshen things up even more.
9. Remove car dents: Before paying a good bit to a body shop to fix the dents on your car, wet a plunger, push it over the dent and pull it out sharply. It may remove the dents at free of charge.
10. Streak free glass with a newspaper: Before pitching old newspapers into the recycling bin, try cleaning your glass windows with glass cleaner or warm water and a piece of newspaper. You'll see an absolutely streak-free glass surface as a result.

Creative

Collage your car into like the coolest most outrageous thing on the road

Craft your Halloween Costume

Family fun Crafts - make Halloween, Christmas or July the 4th Decorations

Cut up a magazine and make a collage

Design your own tattoo

Do a crayon drawing and put in on your fridge (Especially if you are a parent or grandparent)

Do some woodwork - you know carve, build or hammer

Draw an entire story with stick-people

Draw pictures of yourself as a barbarian.

Find a creative place for a collage. Use things that mean something to you.

Find an somebody to write songs with

Get a plain shirt for target and decorate it with ribbons and rhinestones etc.

Create some home remedies

Take a Language Lesson

Build a float for a parade

Experiment with makeup

Have your own American Idol Contest

Design a bathing suit, coat or any piece of clothing

Sew together some dresses with a sewing machine and a pattern

Build a model car, railroad or rocket.

Build a model rocket

Get some glitter glue

More Creative Fun Things to Do

Get your handwriting analyzed

Have a business card made with your name number and a fake vocation: Like astronaut, race car driver, etc.

Join a pottery class

Keep a journal of the fun things you do from this list

Keep a sketchbook

Learn to knit

Plan the best Mother's Day ever

Create a really fun workout routine

Learn to play an exotic instrument like the Didgeridoo

Learn to play the bongos or drums

Make a flag for your bike/car

Make a sculpture

Make a trophy or certificate to represent a great feat that you have or have not done

Make a list of creative Christmas Ideas

Create some tattoo designs

Make a list of creative romantic ideas for your favorite person or a list of creative ideas for Valentine's gifts

Exlpore the dark side and make some Vampire Art

Make hand puppets

Make paper chains or other easy crafts for kids

Make soap

Make some candles

Make your own clothing line

Paint a canvas - either by yourself or with a group of friends

Paint the palms of your hands and the soles of your feet and make a pictureor decorate a wall

Paper Mache

Pick fresh roses and hang upside down to dry then create a design

Play a harmonica

Make some stianed glass artwork

Press flowers between wax paper and place in book to dry

Refinish an antique

Last Minute Craft Ideas

Sketch or draw a landscape

Start a diary full of dreams

Start quilting

Take an improvisation or acting class

Take pencil crayons and color a picture that you have drawn

Take up calligraphy

Work on an impression of your favorite actor.

Write a movie script or book

Write some Poetry

Get a digital camera - Pick a theme and start shooting

Write songs and go outside and sing them so everyone can hear

Create greeting/christmas/birthday cards on the computer

Plan out a garden

Make up a creative Prank to get a friend

Create a music Video

Create an outrageous dinner

Make some Jewelry

Cut out letters from a magazine and organize them int o a letter for a friend

Make something on the computer - a video, song, website or anything else you have the ability to create

Then post on youtube, facebook, twitter or wherever you can post it.

Spontaneous Fun Things to Do

Sometimes our creativity gets stuck. The following suggestions either encourage you to admire other people's creativty or to reconnect with your own. So look for inspiration and while you are at it, be playful and spontaneous - it is sure to help. Here are some spontaneous fun things to do.

Study the biography of a creative master

Think outside the box

Take some time to meditate or just sit and be quiet and see what thoughts cross your mind

Be Playful - hang out with a bunch of energetic little kids

Go the mall just to admire creativity

Free Associate your words or ideas

Be Silly for no Reason

Drive or walk home a totally different way every day for a week

Go to the movies - tell the clerk to pick the movie for you

Cook something without a specific recipe

go on vacation with no plans, no itinerary and no reservations

Fill your tank with gas - drive till it's half gone and come back
Go for a car ride and ask people what direction you should travel and see where it takes you
Go to the Library cookbook section and randomly pick out a book and set out to make recipe number 33 no matter what it is. (Okay if it's something repulsive pick #35)
Go to the Yellow Pages and pick the seventh restaurant - eat the seventh entree and order the seventh dessert
Kiss someone you really like who doesn't know it yet
Let your waiter order for you at the restaurant

Randomly choose a hairstylist from your yellow pages, go to them and give them COMPLETE freedom to do whatever they want to you.

Send anonymous secret admirer notes to someone

Surprise a friend that you haven't seen in along time

Take a bus to a small town just to spend a few hours exploring

Wake up in the morning take a picnic lunch get in your car and see where the day takes you

Write in your journal and just write down whatever comes out of your head

A touch of Gold

Have you ever had fantasies of eating food that are made out of gold? you might ask yourself, is that even possible? will i die from eating gold?! well the answer is no!Thanks to the very clever German team, The Deli Garage, you can eat anything gold, but not the real one though. Here's the thing, The Deli Garage team manage to create an awesome spray that could stain any kind of food in your kitchen like tomatoes,strawberries, pretzles, and whatever other food screams out to be covered in gold. Using these fresh spray cans full of edible gold paint, food goes to ordinary to bling in seconds. How great is that!!!

On my way home....

I went back to my hometown, Sabah, last Friday on a plane at 9.50pm. SO, alot of things happened on that very same day. Let me tell ya'll some of the story of the that day.

I was supposed to meet my big sistah/friend, Gloria, at KL Central at 6.00pm sharp. However, I wassss, lets seeee, 1 hour and 30 minues late because I had to run some errands which comes together with a stress-full and panic storm.We were not sure about the time of our flight and we havent even got our boarding passes yet since this is our first time travelling together using the KL Central check in system. NOT the transportation. So we tried to check in at KL Central when I arrived but we've been told that 2 hours before flight, passengers are not allowed to check-in through central. So we panicked. Luckily, I asked a lady to confirm our flight and found out that we still have time to check-in. Our flight was 9.50 p.m. So we checked-in and board the train to KLIA at 8.30 p.m.

In the train, I got bored . So, since I havent been using the train for a VERY long time. I decided to go to the toilet and jack around. NOT jackin off you dirty-minded scumbags :P When I was in the toilet, I went to wash my hands. Theres a button that needs to be pressed to trigger the water pipe. After I finished washing my hand, I panicked because I didnt know how to turn off the tap.I know this may sound retarded and lame but just read it or ill CUT YOU UP!! . The water kept running and running non-stop. There was'nt any instructions on how to turn it off, it was not even mentioned on the button pressed earlier. So I started screaming like crazy in the bathroom until I just tried to press the button to see if it works. The water tap was closed. Then I laughed at myself in the mirror. Boy that was so stupid and funny. OH yeah, besides that, I took my time in the very high tech toilet since its so cool. theres this one part where I was dancing to my iPod like crazy in the bathroom cuz it was soooo spacious, cold yet comfortable until the train started slowing down suddenly and I was thrown off my balance and I go 'Oh snapppp, shyttt hahahhaah'  ending with a thud on my head. Call me a freak or weird but seriously, I was just enjoying my time in the toilet. Secondly, a bytch dont giv a shyt ^^. When we arrived at the airport, we took our time walking around like idiots and checkin out the new KLIA improved toilet. At 9.25 pm, we went in. As we were walking towards our gate,which we didnt realize was realllllyyy far, Gloria caught her eye on a Hersheys chocolate, so she went to buy it. Then I also caught my eye on some chocolates and had flashbacks of my lil brother and dad, so I bought some too. After finish buying the chocolates, we didnt realized it was 9.40 pm until I saw the airport clock. But still we took our sweet time in the airport. Then suddenly, *airport announcement* Attention to Ms Gloria Chee and Mohd Hasnawi, please proceed to gate A7 for immediate boarding. Then both of us were like OMG!!! We started running like theres no tomorrow.

We brought our ENBE Project 2 models with uos which was very fragile. And apparently that same day, one part of my project came off so I put it on the model. THX GOD I ran fast enough and few seconds before we got cut off. Fortunately, we got on our plane. UNFORTUNATELY, I lost my model part :( I was so devastated and sad because I still have assignments based on it. Oh yeah, before we got on our plane, there was this stewardess waiting for us outside the plane. When she saw us she was like, 'Apesal lambat nihhh haa?' and she starts bragging about how late we are. Despite how angry and sad I was that day, I was able to control myself and keep my mouth shut but not my mind. In my mind I was like, stupid BYTCH, shutup your vaginas!!

During the flight, all the stewards were 'soft'. So me and my sister had a really good time with them because they were so friendly yet hilarious. I kept thinking of all the things that happened to me during the week, all the hell that I need to go through, all the shyt that never stops piling, so devastated, so furious...But I told myself, this is life...and life will continue to do this....So I made a conclusion, live your life to the fullest. Because Life, will forever be a bytch. When I arrived at my hometown  after 6 months, Everything inside me was drained out...the energy was so calming......felt soo relaxed...and i breathe and and said to myself...

Finally...im home.......

Bond Between Man & Jokes

Hey everyone,check this out :P , I found this website that has info on everything that you wanna know about love jokes. So i chose to joke about men. Here's some comebacks to pickup lines and also what men are like jokes that made me laugh out loud hahahaha. Hopefully its funny for you :P IF it isnt, then just make sure you shutup when you see me ^^

Comebacks to Pickup Lines:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



Men are like.....????

1) Blenders-You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

2) Chocolate Bars-Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
 
3)Coffee-The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

4)Commercials-You can't believe a word they say.

5)Computers-Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

6)Copiers-You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

7)Government Bonds-They take way too long to mature.

8)Horoscopes-They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

9)Parking Spots-The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

10) Popcorn-They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11)Weather-Nothing can be done to change either one of them.



OH by the way,out of topic, heres a funny architecture quote that I found online:

“Architects are pretty much high-class whores. We can turn down projects the way they can turn down some clients, but we've both got to say yes to someone if we want to stay in business.”

LMAO!!!!

GaGa Quotes

Yo hoe hoe!!! As ya'll know, Lady Gaga is like currently our next BIG THING in the fashion and music industry. Besides her very 'gagariffic' fashion taste and her 'fusion' genre music, here's a list of my favourite GaGa's quotes..~ENJOY!!

"Peace. it does not mean to be in a place where there is no trouble, noise, or hard work. it means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart." — Lady Gaga

"You have to be unique, and diffrent, and shine in your own way" — Lady Gaga

"When you make music or write or create, it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sxe with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time. " — Lady Gaga

"Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore" — Lady Gaga

"All that ever holds somebody back, I think, is fear. For a minute I had fear. [Then] I went into the [dressing] room and shot my fear in the face..." — Lady Gaga

"... I want the deepest, darkest, sickest parts of you that you are afraid to share with anyone because I love you that much.""
— Lady Gaga

"Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it." — Lady Gaga

"They can't scare me, if I scare them first." — Lady Gaga

"I'm a free bytch baby" — Lady Gaga

"We're plastic, but we still have fun" — Lady Gaga

"I want women -- and men -- to feel empowered by a deeper and more psychotic part of themselves. The part they're always trying desperately to hide. I want that to become something that they cherish."
— Lady Gaga


"Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger" — Lady Gaga

"Sexuality is half poison and half liberation. What’s the line? I don’t have a line. " — Lady Gaga

"live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for each other " —Lady Gaga

Private Parts

*smack yo head* What are ya'll thinking!!?? Jeez,Dirty minded people nowadays....Its not like what ur thinkin in that yellow brain in ur head...its a love poem called Private Parts that I found yesterday hehe..its not that funny but its still has abit of humor in it. I like it :D  It was written by Paul Curtis.

A young man joined the army
And he was known as Private Parts
But he was never meant for soldiering
The was clear right from the start

He was always finding trouble
It followed wherever he went
And he was often in the glasshouse
Or taking corporal punishment

He became a Major catastrophe
With every action that he took
General disorder was now the norm
They must throw at him the book

But he met a girl in the catering corps
Who was known as the officer’s mess
Everything changed from that day on
As he asked her to wed and she said yes

They married as soon as could be arranged
Saying I do between labour pains
Her bridesmaids were from the cookhouse
And his best man was Seaman Stains

A Sergeant is what he has now become
And finding soldiering really suits
And the couple still happily married
And they have four new recruits

Was that funny? Or isit just lame and retarded? Leave a comment !!

Best Toilet Visit(Warning:Disgusting alert)

Woohh! Hells yeah, ya'll have to read this ryte now. Like FO serious. Okay, ive had the most number and best toilet visit ever in my entire life.

I had this drink called '9' green tea shyt or sumthin from lipton the other day, so yeah its like an Antioxidant drink. So I gave it a shot.After drinking once, first round I peed for like 1 minute with normal 'u-r-e-n-i' colour. The next round I peed clear urine for a minute too. I was like WTF!!!

Then, i had paprik chicken for lunch and lasagna for dinner. As ya'll know lasagna have cheese ryte? Cheese makes you constipate. So after i drink the Lipton 9 green tea, when I got home, i had to go to the toilet immediately because my body was ready to do some pumping. When I went to de toilet and shyt, as I sat down and pump once, all the freakin 'HUMAN CHOCOLATE' came out in one freakin direct flow. I was LIKE OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This drink seriously detoxifies my body like for realz.

In conclusion, I FINALLY FOUND A DRINK THAT CAN SAVE ME SOME TIME IN THE TOILET AND NOT GET MY ASS IN PAIN MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!

So to everyone who have toilet 'troubles' or constipation problems, ya'll should try this drink ^^ let me know the results!! Happy 'Pumping'!!

Or ya'll be gettin this:

Went to the bathroom broken hearted >.<

Went to shyt but only farted :O

The Party Won't Start Till I Walk In

CHEERS

The Parties!

So my Birthday was on the 9th April 2010 and I turned 20. It was a big of a deal since I’m no longer a teenager, though some argued you only ‘not be a teenager’ when you’re 21 or 23, pretty sure it’s because those are the legal ages across the universe. Still, I think that I’ve grown up and should start act like one. Thus, I’ve partied like a rockstar!

On the eve of my Birthday a couple friends and I went to a bar where we were served discounted hella cheap beers. It was a fun night because we end up having a little photoshoot at the corner where we were standing with my little digital compact camera. All started when we were awed by the amazing colours of the wall abstract paint then accidentally took a candid over the wall and shrieking over excitement. LOL. People usually partied and got thirsty, we partied and gotten hungry. Sophie actually ordered a Pizza and we ate it on the bar counter. It was funny! HAHA. We headed to a mamak around 2.30am which is pretty early and end up at the mamak for an hour or so. When they send me home, all went out from the car I thought they gunna give me a group birthday hug but I was WRONG. I GOT FLOURED! never in my life and I was in utter shocked. Flour was all over me and I cracked into laughing my ass off. I was afraid eggs would be flying over me but it didn’t thank god. It was fun!! We made my neighbour’s front porch white. LOL. 

Second night was dramatic. One of my closest friend, Najwa asked me out for a dinner with old schoolmates at 7atenine, Ascott Ampang. The plan was that I stayed there till my friend picked me up and we continue our party at Barsonic Zouk. In the middle of the dinner, my BlackBerry got f*cked. I MUST have a working phone with me because my friends were trying to reach me and I dont remember their numbers. So I rushed back home to get another phone and my friend picked me up from my house and rushed back to KL. 

Thankfully I arrived at Zouk before the guestlist was closed. Matt and Nikki waited for me to enter together. Being 20 does not help me to enter Zouk since the minimum age is 21 or was it 23. I’m not sure. But every time I went to Zouk, my friend usually help me got in. So that night I was lucky to get in again =D For Nikki, it was his first time to be at Barsonic Zouk. He’s pretty much a RnB person but that night it was Electro. He actually left half an hour after we entered because he couldn’t take the music. 

The rest obviously stayed and more familiar faces surfaced out of nowhere and new acquaintances were made. Still getting birthday wishes although it was past midnight. Ordered drinks and got liquored up. I don’t plan to get flat drunk that night because I remembered gotten drunk at Barsonic once and I think I embarrassed myself so much! =( But I did get pretty high and slightly drunk, that borderline you know? It’s the best. 

At the end of the night, I was super tired really. I didnt sleep the night before and just had a few short naps during the day. When the dancefloor gotten bright and music stops playing we went out and headed to a mamak at Hartamas. There I’m pretty sure I fell asleep because when I woke up I’m already entering my housing area and my Jeffery was driving. I gotten panic and rose wide awake because my house keys are kept in Sophie’s car. It was a headache and I felt really bad because I shudn’t have let my heavy head got into me. We drove to Kelana Jaya to meet up with Sophie and Farah to get the keys. 

I got back around 6 am and it was pouring rain like seriously I was drenched! Showered and sleep!

The third night was good night too! But I shudn’t say much about it. All I can say is that I had fun with Mr. José, Mr. Daniels and Ms Jasmine/Shiela. Boy, the party was literally *smokin’* HAHA. It was nice to see Taylorians and Sunwayians were acquainted that night.

Child.Children.Kids.Babies.Whatever

NOWadays, in this crazy modern world populated with  sex-minded 'muggles' which are growing rapidly every year, CHILDREN has become one of the common hot topics that everyone is talking and whining about. Abortion has become a common option taken by 'muggles' nowadays to get rid of unwanted child birth due to accidental pregnancy,in other words, unprotected sex or in a teenagers dictionary, 'popping a ripen cherry'.

SO, the real question here is, what are the reasons to and not-to have children?

Lets begin with the reasons to have one:

-Children are adorable and cute
-Adoption, help children without parents to live a better life
-Allow ourselves to explore our character of love
-re-experiencing childhood
-create your own family generation

Now, moving on to my favourite part of this post which is, the reasons on not to have children. Alright, CHILDREN are one hell of a little diablo. They can be very annoying especially when they throw around crazy tantrums which drives you knuts. Besides that, children are also very expensive, and by that I mean maintenance. To give a child proper raising can be very expensive. You also have to struggle with your emotions towards your child. You get hurt and worry about them when they are hurt or sick. Responsibility also becomes a permanent aspect/role in your life. Also, like many people say, when you have children, your social life is ruined. You dont have free time to hangout with your friends, do whatever you like or even have some 'play time' with your wife due to your responsibility towards the children. Lastly, birth. Imagine pushing a banana through your anus. Imagine it taking ten hours. Imagine that after ten hours of trying to push a banana through your anus and failing that doctors cut a big hole in your belly to remove it. Don’t believe anyone who says that they forget all about it in a few months LOL

my artwork

pURpLE

Purple, my favourite colour 

Purple is know as the colour of royalty. A mysterious color. It is associated with both nobility and spirituality. Purple has a special, almost sacred place in nature: lavender, orchid, lilac, and violet flowers are often considered precious (Just like me). Because purple is derived from the mixing of a strong warm and strong cool color where it has both warm and cool properties. A purple room is said to boost a child's imagination or an artist's creativity. I totally agree with that. But some say that too much purple, like blue, could result in moodiness(Not really, it depends on the individual).

Culture of Purple:

-The color of mourning for widows in Thailand

-purple was the favorite color of Egypt's Cleopatra

-has been traditionally associated with royalty in many cultures

-Purple robes were worn by royalty and people of authority or high rank

-The Purple Heart is a U.S. Military decoration given to soldiers wounded in battle

Purple speaks its own language.It is said that the use of purple in familiar phrases can help a designer see how their color of choice might be perceived by others, both the positive and negative aspects.

Good purple

a)Purple cow - something remarkable, eye-catching, unusual

Bad purple

a)Purple speech - profanity, raunchy language
b)Purple prose - exaggeration, colorful lies
c)Purple haze - state of confusion or euphoria, possibly drug-induced

 I personally think the colour purple is a very unique colour because of its mysterious and calming yet elegant and attractive look. Purple colour always attract other peoples attention, be it a car, a wall, an object or a video. In my opinion, the use of purple colour in the fashion industry is a smart way of generating interest in a fashion design. Based on Feng Shui, the colour purple can be represented by the amethyst crystal which also means healing or meditation

Drivers

Driver, can somebody please define this word?

What do they actually do? What are they SUPPOSED to do? A DRIVER should know whats best. The thing is, this particular ONE doesnt.

Let me describe this particular one,

'My name is The-So-Called-Driver. I transport people using a cab. I fetch my customers up too early. I dont know the daily schedule of my customer. I never speak. I never reply to Good mornings or Thank you. I leave my customer if they are late for few minutes. I demand high salary but I do my job pathethically, retardedly, and without interest. I drive very fast without any concern for the passenger. I am 67 years old.Very hot tempered and anti-social. I work for 15 days, 2 trips a day.Lastly, my customers have to call me everytime they wanna go out or tell me when to fetch them up'

And that pretty much sums up that particular driver

Now, the question here is, what shall the salary of this driver be?


Before I give my answer, allow me to xpress somethin out. This ********* driver, has caused me alot of time, energy and most of all, STRESS in my fkin life. Hes been working for about a month only. Now, its time for him to get fired and get the hell out of my life. Why I said so? Pretty much all the reasons are stated in his description. Let me tell you few cases that happened.

1)I waited 2 hours for my driver to come
 -Why the fk must I wait for my driver? Now, whenever im late, he becomes very impatient and angry but when he is late, I never said anything. You are the fkin worker for fk sake. I DO WHAT I WANT AND YOU JUST LISTEN. I AM THE BOSS AND YOU ARE THE WORKER. Which part of that sentence dont you understand? Dont give me excuses telling me that you dont understand it Bcuz, a)im an old man b)im retarded , A fact that has been clearly stated here is that YOU NEED TO LEARN ON HOW TO DO UR DAMN JOB!!!

2)Pavillion Fetch
 -On Saturday last week, my driver was supposed to fetch me at 5 pm to send me to pavillion. My maid told him bout it. HOWEVER, at 5pm, I was getting ready in my room, he called 4 times but the phone was ringing outside so I didnt bother. When I came down after 12 minutes, he left. YES, HE FKIN LEFT ME!!! What are you? A taxi driver? What you need to do your DAMN JOB!


What a life...

Our Favorite Monster

Lady Gaga has touched our souls through her music.

She's the next Big Thing. Bigger than Madonna?

Hell yeah!!

All white.

Latex pencil skirt :)

Gaga Poppins.