Bond Between Man & Jokes

Hey everyone,check this out :P , I found this website that has info on everything that you wanna know about love jokes. So i chose to joke about men. Here's some comebacks to pickup lines and also what men are like jokes that made me laugh out loud hahahaha. Hopefully its funny for you :P IF it isnt, then just make sure you shutup when you see me ^^

Comebacks to Pickup Lines:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



Men are like.....????

1) Blenders-You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

2) Chocolate Bars-Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
 
3)Coffee-The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

4)Commercials-You can't believe a word they say.

5)Computers-Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

6)Copiers-You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

7)Government Bonds-They take way too long to mature.

8)Horoscopes-They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

9)Parking Spots-The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

10) Popcorn-They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11)Weather-Nothing can be done to change either one of them.



OH by the way,out of topic, heres a funny architecture quote that I found online:

“Architects are pretty much high-class whores. We can turn down projects the way they can turn down some clients, but we've both got to say yes to someone if we want to stay in business.”

LMAO!!!!