Sunday, April 11, 2010

Child.Children.Kids.Babies.Whatever

NOWadays, in this crazy modern world populated with  sex-minded 'muggles' which are growing rapidly every year, CHILDREN has become one of the common hot topics that everyone is talking and whining about. Abortion has become a common option taken by 'muggles' nowadays to get rid of unwanted child birth due to accidental pregnancy,in other words, unprotected sex or in a teenagers dictionary, 'popping a ripen cherry'.

SO, the real question here is, what are the reasons to and not-to have children?

Lets begin with the reasons to have one:

-Children are adorable and cute
-Adoption, help children without parents to live a better life
-Allow ourselves to explore our character of love
-re-experiencing childhood
-create your own family generation

Now, moving on to my favourite part of this post which is, the reasons on not to have children. Alright, CHILDREN are one hell of a little diablo. They can be very annoying especially when they throw around crazy tantrums which drives you knuts. Besides that, children are also very expensive, and by that I mean maintenance. To give a child proper raising can be very expensive. You also have to struggle with your emotions towards your child. You get hurt and worry about them when they are hurt or sick. Responsibility also becomes a permanent aspect/role in your life. Also, like many people say, when you have children, your social life is ruined. You dont have free time to hangout with your friends, do whatever you like or even have some 'play time' with your wife due to your responsibility towards the children. Lastly, birth. Imagine pushing a banana through your anus. Imagine it taking ten hours. Imagine that after ten hours of trying to push a banana through your anus and failing that doctors cut a big hole in your belly to remove it. Don’t believe anyone who says that they forget all about it in a few months LOL

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