Woohh! Hells yeah, ya'll have to read this ryte now. Like FO serious. Okay, ive had the most number and best toilet visit ever in my entire life.
I had this drink called '9' green tea shyt or sumthin from lipton the other day, so yeah its like an Antioxidant drink. So I gave it a shot.After drinking once, first round I peed for like 1 minute with normal 'u-r-e-n-i' colour. The next round I peed clear urine for a minute too. I was like WTF!!!
Then, i had paprik chicken for lunch and lasagna for dinner. As ya'll know lasagna have cheese ryte? Cheese makes you constipate. So after i drink the Lipton 9 green tea, when I got home, i had to go to the toilet immediately because my body was ready to do some pumping. When I went to de toilet and shyt, as I sat down and pump once, all the freakin 'HUMAN CHOCOLATE' came out in one freakin direct flow. I was LIKE OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This drink seriously detoxifies my body like for realz.
In conclusion, I FINALLY FOUND A DRINK THAT CAN SAVE ME SOME TIME IN THE TOILET AND NOT GET MY ASS IN PAIN MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!
So to everyone who have toilet 'troubles' or constipation problems, ya'll should try this drink ^^ let me know the results!! Happy 'Pumping'!!
I had this drink called '9' green tea shyt or sumthin from lipton the other day, so yeah its like an Antioxidant drink. So I gave it a shot.After drinking once, first round I peed for like 1 minute with normal 'u-r-e-n-i' colour. The next round I peed clear urine for a minute too. I was like WTF!!!
Then, i had paprik chicken for lunch and lasagna for dinner. As ya'll know lasagna have cheese ryte? Cheese makes you constipate. So after i drink the Lipton 9 green tea, when I got home, i had to go to the toilet immediately because my body was ready to do some pumping. When I went to de toilet and shyt, as I sat down and pump once, all the freakin 'HUMAN CHOCOLATE' came out in one freakin direct flow. I was LIKE OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This drink seriously detoxifies my body like for realz.
In conclusion, I FINALLY FOUND A DRINK THAT CAN SAVE ME SOME TIME IN THE TOILET AND NOT GET MY ASS IN PAIN MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!
So to everyone who have toilet 'troubles' or constipation problems, ya'll should try this drink ^^ let me know the results!! Happy 'Pumping'!!
Or ya'll be gettin this:
Went to the bathroom broken hearted >.<
Went to shyt but only farted :O
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