5 Managment Lessons

Lesson 1 The husband comes in the shower, while his wife had just finished washing. You hear the doorbell. Wife hastily wrapped in a towel and runs open. At the dawn - a neighbor, Bob. Just seeing it, Bob said: "I'll give you $ 800 if you remove the towel." Thinking couple seconds, a woman does this and confronts Bob naked. Bob gives her 800 dollars and leaves. His wife puts the towel back and returns to bathroom. "Who was that?" asks the husband. "Bob, my neighbor," - his wife answered. "Well, - said the husband, - he said nothing about $ 800 that I should? "
Moral: share with the shareholders of information about outstanding loans, otherwise You may find yourself in an unpleasant situation.
Lesson 2 Priest nun offers her a lift. North in the car, she throws foot for foot, so that the thigh is exposed. Priest had difficulty avoid the accident. Aligning the car, he stealthily puts his hand on her leg. The nun says: "Father, you remember Psalm 129?" The priest removes his hand. But by changing the transfer, he again puts his hand on her leg. Nun repeats: "Father, you remember Psalm 129?". The priest apologized: "Excuse me, my sister, but the flesh is weak. When she reached the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went. Arriving at the church, the priest is Psalm 129. It reads: "Go ahead and look above you will find happiness."
Moral: if You do not know their work, many opportunities for development will take place right before your face.
Lesson 3 Turkey say to a bull. "My dream is to climb to the top of the tree -- she sighed, - but I have so little power. "Why do not peck my droppings?" - Replied the bull - there are many nutrients. Turkey devoured a handful of manure, and it really gave her enough strength to climb onto the lower branch of the tree. The next day, eating more, she reached the second branch. Finally, fourth day, turkey sitting proudly on top of the tree. There she noticed farmer and knocked a shot from a gun.
Moral: manipulation of shit can help you climb to the summit, but not retain you there.
Lesson 4 Sales representative, secretary and manager go for dinner and found antique lamp. They rubbed it, and it appears from the Jin. He says: "I will fulfill one wish each of you." "I'm first, I'm first!", - Said the secretary. "I want to now be in the Bahamas, on a boat, and not think about anything." Pshsh! She disappears. "Now I, now I", - said sales representative. "I want to be in Hawaii, relax on the beach, with massage, an endless supply of Pinacolada and the love of my life." Pshsh! He disappears. "Now it's your turn," - said Jean manager. "I want those two back in the office after lunch"
Moral: Always let your boss to speak first.
Lesson 5 The eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked: "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" "Sure, why not" - he replied. Rabbit sat under a tree and began to relax. Suddenly a fox appeared, grabbed the rabbit and ate it.
Moral: to sit and do nothing, you have to sit very, very high.