Fat-Free Feeling By Dr Kiwi

As i have lived in this world for about 17 years, it is common nowadays to see FAT people or in some(i wouldnt  say rare) occasions, OBESE roaming around.


This blog is dedicated to all the FAT-A**ES out there who couldnt afford liposuction or are just too fat to function ^^


Heres a few advice gotten from Dr Kiwi's Partner:


The most common theories of losing weight or keeping fit that we can hear nowadays are EXERCISE and BALANCE DIET.


Listen hear honey, u might see all the results of other people doing 'this' but i would say at least 60% of them will get bored of the routine and end up being a FATA** once again ^^. My point is, dont waste your damn time trying to master this BULLSHYT.


What you gotta do is shut the fcuk up and listen to Dr Kiwi's partner advice ^^ I GUARANTEE you 100% success in achieving your goals.


To have a fat-free feeling, 


1)Hangout with people who are fatter than you ^^
2)Start practicing 'throwing up techniques' in your toilet everyday ^^
3)Eat alot of shit-easy food. The more you shit, the faster you lose weight :D
4)Be comfortable with yourself, just think of urself this way when somebody tries to hurt your feelings,


"I am a proud PHAT person who does not give a shyt to what other people say because i EAT their words'


PHAT,in my opinion, originally means 'Pretty Hot And Thin', well i have another meaning for it,


'Pretty Huge And Thick" ^^


Oh well, thats all from me


Remember, once a FATA** will ALWAYS be a FATA** :D (echoes).......