Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Glee = Happy
Glee, for me, sounds like a word that describes happiness. The correct definition of glee is actually a part song, usually scored for at least three solo voices and normally sung unaccompanied in music. Recently, there is a TV series titled Glee which caught the attentions of quite a number of mostly teenagers viewers watching the series. Glee, is an American musical comedy-drama television series. basically, it's about a high-school Spanish teacher becomes the director of the school's Glee club, intending to restore it to its former glory where Glee was one of the most active club. The show had win several awards. The series features numerous song covers sung on-screen by the characters. The music and choreography are fantastically creative. The music chosen, mashing musics, great dance moves are entertaining. Nevertheless, the show also teaches values and lessons in life mainly to teenagers. Showing the real life activities and things that teenagers nowadays usually do in their daily life. Glee is a TV show that is a must watch series. :)
Sunday, May 23, 2010
I.Am.Jzlyne.aka.Jazzy :)
Jzlyne Joanna
They either call me Jesz, Jazzy or Jojo
Turning 20! :)
I am a Sarawakian.
I have a really wide range of interest. It could start off with fashion, the art of performing in general public no matter in acting or singing or playing musical instruments, travelling, indulging myself in variety of foods and cuisines, interesting art designs and to learning foreign languages.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
25-th frame
25-th frame
25-th frame (Subliminal advertising, Eng. Subliminal message) - a fictional method of impact on the consciousness and subconsciousness of people through inserts in video hidden advertising in terms of additional personnel. By the method of James Waikerie recognized [1] [2] [3] that the experiments confirming the impact, were fabricated. Despite this, the use of subliminal advertising is illegal in some countries.
* Moscow VNIITR developed a device, revealing, among other things, "outsiders, and unauthorized information" in a television signal. [15] [16]
* The plot of the movie "Fight Club" is referred to the use of 25 fps Tyler Derdenom: working in the cinema is inserted in the films shot with the image of the penis, causing confusion among the public subconscious, not consciously noticed vulgarity, also shot with the image of the penis is inserted into the end of the movie .
* The pre-election video of presidential candidate Viktor Yanukovych with the use of technology 25 frame. He appeared on a national channel in 2004. [A]
* The TV channel "Russia" also uses something like 25-th frame: between commercials usually short insert the name of the TV series or movie, which will soon have to show. It lasts less than a second, if not look to see such covert advertising is very difficult.
25-th frame (Subliminal advertising, Eng. Subliminal message) - a fictional method of impact on the consciousness and subconsciousness of people through inserts in video hidden advertising in terms of additional personnel. By the method of James Waikerie recognized [1] [2] [3] that the experiments confirming the impact, were fabricated. Despite this, the use of subliminal advertising is illegal in some countries.
* Moscow VNIITR developed a device, revealing, among other things, "outsiders, and unauthorized information" in a television signal. [15] [16]
* The plot of the movie "Fight Club" is referred to the use of 25 fps Tyler Derdenom: working in the cinema is inserted in the films shot with the image of the penis, causing confusion among the public subconscious, not consciously noticed vulgarity, also shot with the image of the penis is inserted into the end of the movie .
* The pre-election video of presidential candidate Viktor Yanukovych with the use of technology 25 frame. He appeared on a national channel in 2004. [A]
* The TV channel "Russia" also uses something like 25-th frame: between commercials usually short insert the name of the TV series or movie, which will soon have to show. It lasts less than a second, if not look to see such covert advertising is very difficult.
Ten creative things
- Get a Shine with Banana Peels: If you are not eating bananas, you should be. In addition to the health benefits of the fruit itself, its skin is a built in shoe shine kit. A banana peel can shine your leather furniture and shoes. Just remove the stringy matter from inside and rub the inside of the peel on your shoes.
- Treat sunburn with tea bags: Plain and simple, sunburn is terrible. If you forget to add the SPF before your day at the beach, apply a few tea bags on the affected area to escape the pain. If sunburn is widespread, fill the tub with hot water and put some tea bags in the hot water. Then soak your entire body in the tub. It works.
- Remove price tag with peanut butter: Have you felt exasperated when you purchased a gift for a friend and before gift-wrapping, you tried to remove the price tag with no avail? Apply some peanut butter on the tag and rub it gently. You'll be happy to see the price tag and its sticky residue gone.
- Deodorize the refrigerator: Is your refrigerator smelly despite the thorough cleaning and defrosting? Dampen a cotton ball with vanilla extract and leave on the shelf. After few hours, you'll be pleasantly surprised when you open your refrigerator.
- Repel ants: Are ants invading your home? Aside from cleaning up, chalk powder has been known to stop ants in their tracks. Spread chalk powder around the house and in the closets. Ants will be repelled by the calcium carbonate in the chalk. If you have a major ant problem, this site has a ton of good anti-ant info.
- Control your dandruff with baking soda: Do you feel low self-esteem due to dandruff that scares you every time you are on a date or other social gatherings? Well, create some homemade baking soda shampoo. Use this solution every time you shower and after a dry spell, you'll find your hair free of flakes and softer.
- Slip off the stuck ring: If you have hard time slipping off a ring on your finger, rub the finger with baby oil. Then, swing the ring to apply baby oil under the ring surface. You will be able to slide the ring off smoothly.
- Deodorize your garbage disposal: Does your garbage disposal smell yucky? Pour 1/2 cup of salt into the bottom of the disposal and rinse it with warm water. The smell will go away quickly. Add a little lemon if you want to freshen things up even more.
- Remove car dents: Before paying a good bit to a body shop to fix the dents on your car, wet a plunger, push it over the dent and pull it out sharply. It may remove the dents at free of charge.
- Streak free glass with a newspaper: Before pitching old newspapers into the recycling bin, try cleaning your glass windows with glass cleaner or warm water and a piece of newspaper. You'll see an absolutely streak-free glass surface as a result.
Creative
Collage your car into like the coolest most outrageous thing on the road
Craft your Halloween Costume
Family fun Crafts - make Halloween, Christmas or July the 4th Decorations
Cut up a magazine and make a collage
Design your own tattoo
Do a crayon drawing and put in on your fridge (Especially if you are a parent or grandparent)
Do some woodwork - you know carve, build or hammer
Draw an entire story with stick-people
Draw pictures of yourself as a barbarian.
Find a creative place for a collage. Use things that mean something to you.
Find an somebody to write songs with
Get a plain shirt for target and decorate it with ribbons and rhinestones etc.
Create some home remedies
Take a Language Lesson
Build a float for a parade
Experiment with makeup
Have your own American Idol Contest
Design a bathing suit, coat or any piece of clothing
Sew together some dresses with a sewing machine and a pattern
Build a model car, railroad or rocket.
Build a model rocket
Get some glitter glue 
More Creative Fun Things to Do
Get your handwriting analyzed
Have a business card made with your name number and a fake vocation: Like astronaut, race car driver, etc.
Join a pottery class
Keep a journal of the fun things you do from this list
Keep a sketchbook
Learn to knit
Plan the best Mother's Day ever
Create a really fun workout routine
Learn to play an exotic instrument like the Didgeridoo
Learn to play the bongos or drums Make a flag for your bike/car
Make a sculpture
Make a trophy or certificate to represent a great feat that you have or have not done
Make a list of creative Christmas Ideas
Create some tattoo designs
Make a list of creative romantic ideas for your favorite person or a list of creative ideas for Valentine's gifts
Exlpore the dark side and make some Vampire Art
Make hand puppets
Make paper chains or other easy crafts for kids
Make soap
Make some candles
Make your own clothing line
Paint a canvas - either by yourself or with a group of friends
Paint the palms of your hands and the soles of your feet and make a pictureor decorate a wall
Paper Mache
Pick fresh roses and hang upside down to dry then create a design
Play a harmonica
Make some stianed glass artwork
Press flowers between wax paper and place in book to dry
Refinish an antique
Last Minute Craft Ideas
Sketch or draw a landscape
Start a diary full of dreams
Start quilting
Take an improvisation or acting class
Take pencil crayons and color a picture that you have drawn Take up calligraphy
Work on an impression of your favorite actor.
Write a movie script or book
Write some Poetry
Get a digital camera - Pick a theme and start shooting
Write songs and go outside and sing them so everyone can hear
Create greeting/christmas/birthday cards on the computer
Plan out a garden
Make up a creative Prank to get a friend
Create a music Video
Create an outrageous dinner
Make some Jewelry Cut out letters from a magazine and organize them int o a letter for a friend
Make something on the computer - a video, song, website or anything else you have the ability to create
Then post on youtube, facebook, twitter or wherever you can post it.
Spontaneous Fun Things to Do
Sometimes our creativity gets stuck. The following suggestions either encourage you to admire other people's creativty or to reconnect with your own. So look for inspiration and while you are at it, be playful and spontaneous - it is sure to help. Here are some spontaneous fun things to do.
Study the biography of a creative master
Think outside the box
Take some time to meditate or just sit and be quiet and see what thoughts cross your mind
Be Playful - hang out with a bunch of energetic little kids
Go the mall just to admire creativity
Free Associate your words or ideas
Be Silly for no Reason
Drive or walk home a totally different way every day for a week
Go to the movies - tell the clerk to pick the movie for you
Cook something without a specific recipe
go on vacation with no plans, no itinerary and no reservations
Fill your tank with gas - drive till it's half gone and come back 
Go for a car ride and ask people what direction you should travel and see where it takes you
Go to the Library cookbook section and randomly pick out a book and set out to make recipe number 33 no matter what it is. (Okay if it's something repulsive pick #35)
Go to the Yellow Pages and pick the seventh restaurant - eat the seventh entree and order the seventh dessert
Kiss someone you really like who doesn't know it yet
Let your waiter order for you at the restaurant
Randomly choose a hairstylist from your yellow pages, go to them and give them COMPLETE freedom to do whatever they want to you.
Send anonymous secret admirer notes to someone
Surprise a friend that you haven't seen in along time
Take a bus to a small town just to spend a few hours exploring
Wake up in the morning take a picnic lunch get in your car and see where the day takes you
Write in your journal and just write down whatever comes out of your head
Friday, April 23, 2010
A touch of Gold
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
On my way home....
I went back to my hometown, Sabah, last Friday on a plane at 9.50pm. SO, alot of things happened on that very same day. Let me tell ya'll some of the story of the that day.
I was supposed to meet my big sistah/friend, Gloria, at KL Central at 6.00pm sharp. However, I wassss, lets seeee, 1 hour and 30 minues late because I had to run some errands which comes together with a stress-full and panic storm.We were not sure about the time of our flight and we havent even got our boarding passes yet since this is our first time travelling together using the KL Central check in system. NOT the transportation. So we tried to check in at KL Central when I arrived but we've been told that 2 hours before flight, passengers are not allowed to check-in through central. So we panicked. Luckily, I asked a lady to confirm our flight and found out that we still have time to check-in. Our flight was 9.50 p.m. So we checked-in and board the train to KLIA at 8.30 p.m.
In the train, I got bored . So, since I havent been using the train for a VERY long time. I decided to go to the toilet and jack around. NOT jackin off you dirty-minded scumbags :P When I was in the toilet, I went to wash my hands. Theres a button that needs to be pressed to trigger the water pipe. After I finished washing my hand, I panicked because I didnt know how to turn off the tap.I know this may sound retarded and lame but just read it or ill CUT YOU UP!! . The water kept running and running non-stop. There was'nt any instructions on how to turn it off, it was not even mentioned on the button pressed earlier. So I started screaming like crazy in the bathroom until I just tried to press the button to see if it works. The water tap was closed. Then I laughed at myself in the mirror. Boy that was so stupid and funny. OH yeah, besides that, I took my time in the very high tech toilet since its so cool. theres this one part where I was dancing to my iPod like crazy in the bathroom cuz it was soooo spacious, cold yet comfortable until the train started slowing down suddenly and I was thrown off my balance and I go 'Oh snapppp, shyttt hahahhaah' ending with a thud on my head. Call me a freak or weird but seriously, I was just enjoying my time in the toilet. Secondly, a bytch dont giv a shyt ^^. When we arrived at the airport, we took our time walking around like idiots and checkin out the new KLIA improved toilet. At 9.25 pm, we went in. As we were walking towards our gate,which we didnt realize was realllllyyy far, Gloria caught her eye on a Hersheys chocolate, so she went to buy it. Then I also caught my eye on some chocolates and had flashbacks of my lil brother and dad, so I bought some too. After finish buying the chocolates, we didnt realized it was 9.40 pm until I saw the airport clock. But still we took our sweet time in the airport. Then suddenly, *airport announcement* Attention to Ms Gloria Chee and Mohd Hasnawi, please proceed to gate A7 for immediate boarding. Then both of us were like OMG!!! We started running like theres no tomorrow.
We brought our ENBE Project 2 models with uos which was very fragile. And apparently that same day, one part of my project came off so I put it on the model. THX GOD I ran fast enough and few seconds before we got cut off. Fortunately, we got on our plane. UNFORTUNATELY, I lost my model part :( I was so devastated and sad because I still have assignments based on it. Oh yeah, before we got on our plane, there was this stewardess waiting for us outside the plane. When she saw us she was like, 'Apesal lambat nihhh haa?' and she starts bragging about how late we are. Despite how angry and sad I was that day, I was able to control myself and keep my mouth shut but not my mind. In my mind I was like, stupid BYTCH, shutup your vaginas!!
During the flight, all the stewards were 'soft'. So me and my sister had a really good time with them because they were so friendly yet hilarious. I kept thinking of all the things that happened to me during the week, all the hell that I need to go through, all the shyt that never stops piling, so devastated, so furious...But I told myself, this is life...and life will continue to do this....So I made a conclusion, live your life to the fullest. Because Life, will forever be a bytch. When I arrived at my hometown after 6 months, Everything inside me was drained out...the energy was so calming......felt soo relaxed...and i breathe and and said to myself...
Finally...im home.......
I was supposed to meet my big sistah/friend, Gloria, at KL Central at 6.00pm sharp. However, I wassss, lets seeee, 1 hour and 30 minues late because I had to run some errands which comes together with a stress-full and panic storm.We were not sure about the time of our flight and we havent even got our boarding passes yet since this is our first time travelling together using the KL Central check in system. NOT the transportation. So we tried to check in at KL Central when I arrived but we've been told that 2 hours before flight, passengers are not allowed to check-in through central. So we panicked. Luckily, I asked a lady to confirm our flight and found out that we still have time to check-in. Our flight was 9.50 p.m. So we checked-in and board the train to KLIA at 8.30 p.m.
In the train, I got bored . So, since I havent been using the train for a VERY long time. I decided to go to the toilet and jack around. NOT jackin off you dirty-minded scumbags :P When I was in the toilet, I went to wash my hands. Theres a button that needs to be pressed to trigger the water pipe. After I finished washing my hand, I panicked because I didnt know how to turn off the tap.I know this may sound retarded and lame but just read it or ill CUT YOU UP!! . The water kept running and running non-stop. There was'nt any instructions on how to turn it off, it was not even mentioned on the button pressed earlier. So I started screaming like crazy in the bathroom until I just tried to press the button to see if it works. The water tap was closed. Then I laughed at myself in the mirror. Boy that was so stupid and funny. OH yeah, besides that, I took my time in the very high tech toilet since its so cool. theres this one part where I was dancing to my iPod like crazy in the bathroom cuz it was soooo spacious, cold yet comfortable until the train started slowing down suddenly and I was thrown off my balance and I go 'Oh snapppp, shyttt hahahhaah' ending with a thud on my head. Call me a freak or weird but seriously, I was just enjoying my time in the toilet. Secondly, a bytch dont giv a shyt ^^. When we arrived at the airport, we took our time walking around like idiots and checkin out the new KLIA improved toilet. At 9.25 pm, we went in. As we were walking towards our gate,which we didnt realize was realllllyyy far, Gloria caught her eye on a Hersheys chocolate, so she went to buy it. Then I also caught my eye on some chocolates and had flashbacks of my lil brother and dad, so I bought some too. After finish buying the chocolates, we didnt realized it was 9.40 pm until I saw the airport clock. But still we took our sweet time in the airport. Then suddenly, *airport announcement* Attention to Ms Gloria Chee and Mohd Hasnawi, please proceed to gate A7 for immediate boarding. Then both of us were like OMG!!! We started running like theres no tomorrow.
We brought our ENBE Project 2 models with uos which was very fragile. And apparently that same day, one part of my project came off so I put it on the model. THX GOD I ran fast enough and few seconds before we got cut off. Fortunately, we got on our plane. UNFORTUNATELY, I lost my model part :( I was so devastated and sad because I still have assignments based on it. Oh yeah, before we got on our plane, there was this stewardess waiting for us outside the plane. When she saw us she was like, 'Apesal lambat nihhh haa?' and she starts bragging about how late we are. Despite how angry and sad I was that day, I was able to control myself and keep my mouth shut but not my mind. In my mind I was like, stupid BYTCH, shutup your vaginas!!
During the flight, all the stewards were 'soft'. So me and my sister had a really good time with them because they were so friendly yet hilarious. I kept thinking of all the things that happened to me during the week, all the hell that I need to go through, all the shyt that never stops piling, so devastated, so furious...But I told myself, this is life...and life will continue to do this....So I made a conclusion, live your life to the fullest. Because Life, will forever be a bytch. When I arrived at my hometown after 6 months, Everything inside me was drained out...the energy was so calming......felt soo relaxed...and i breathe and and said to myself...
Finally...im home.......
Bond Between Man & Jokes
Hey everyone,check this out :P , I found this website that has info on everything that you wanna know about love jokes. So i chose to joke about men. Here's some comebacks to pickup lines and also what men are like jokes that made me laugh out loud hahahaha. Hopefully its funny for you :P IF it isnt, then just make sure you shutup when you see me ^^
Comebacks to Pickup Lines:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Men are like.....????
1) Blenders-You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
2) Chocolate Bars-Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
3)Coffee-The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
4)Commercials-You can't believe a word they say.
5)Computers-Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
6)Copiers-You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
7)Government Bonds-They take way too long to mature.
8)Horoscopes-They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
9)Parking Spots-The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
10) Popcorn-They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11)Weather-Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
OH by the way,out of topic, heres a funny architecture quote that I found online:
“Architects are pretty much high-class whores. We can turn down projects the way they can turn down some clients, but we've both got to say yes to someone if we want to stay in business.”
LMAO!!!!
Comebacks to Pickup Lines:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Men are like.....????
1) Blenders-You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
2) Chocolate Bars-Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
3)Coffee-The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
4)Commercials-You can't believe a word they say.
5)Computers-Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
6)Copiers-You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
7)Government Bonds-They take way too long to mature.
8)Horoscopes-They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
9)Parking Spots-The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
10) Popcorn-They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11)Weather-Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
OH by the way,out of topic, heres a funny architecture quote that I found online:
“Architects are pretty much high-class whores. We can turn down projects the way they can turn down some clients, but we've both got to say yes to someone if we want to stay in business.”
LMAO!!!!
GaGa Quotes
Yo hoe hoe!!! As ya'll know, Lady Gaga is like currently our next BIG THING in the fashion and music industry. Besides her very 'gagariffic' fashion taste and her 'fusion' genre music, here's a list of my favourite GaGa's quotes..~ENJOY!!
"Peace. it does not mean to be in a place where there is no trouble, noise, or hard work. it means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart." — Lady Gaga
"You have to be unique, and diffrent, and shine in your own way" — Lady Gaga
"When you make music or write or create, it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sxe with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time. " — Lady Gaga
"Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore" — Lady Gaga
"All that ever holds somebody back, I think, is fear. For a minute I had fear. [Then] I went into the [dressing] room and shot my fear in the face..." — Lady Gaga
"... I want the deepest, darkest, sickest parts of you that you are afraid to share with anyone because I love you that much.""
— Lady Gaga
"Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it." — Lady Gaga
"They can't scare me, if I scare them first." — Lady Gaga
"I'm a free bytch baby" — Lady Gaga
"We're plastic, but we still have fun" — Lady Gaga
"I want women -- and men -- to feel empowered by a deeper and more psychotic part of themselves. The part they're always trying desperately to hide. I want that to become something that they cherish."
— Lady Gaga
"Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger" — Lady Gaga
"Sexuality is half poison and half liberation. What’s the line? I don’t have a line. " — Lady Gaga
"live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for each other " —Lady Gaga
"Peace. it does not mean to be in a place where there is no trouble, noise, or hard work. it means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart." — Lady Gaga
"You have to be unique, and diffrent, and shine in your own way" — Lady Gaga
"When you make music or write or create, it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sxe with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time. " — Lady Gaga
"Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore" — Lady Gaga
"All that ever holds somebody back, I think, is fear. For a minute I had fear. [Then] I went into the [dressing] room and shot my fear in the face..." — Lady Gaga
"... I want the deepest, darkest, sickest parts of you that you are afraid to share with anyone because I love you that much.""
— Lady Gaga
"Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it." — Lady Gaga
"They can't scare me, if I scare them first." — Lady Gaga
"I'm a free bytch baby" — Lady Gaga
"We're plastic, but we still have fun" — Lady Gaga
"I want women -- and men -- to feel empowered by a deeper and more psychotic part of themselves. The part they're always trying desperately to hide. I want that to become something that they cherish."
— Lady Gaga
"Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger" — Lady Gaga
"Sexuality is half poison and half liberation. What’s the line? I don’t have a line. " — Lady Gaga
"live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for each other " —Lady Gaga
Monday, April 19, 2010
Private Parts
*smack yo head* What are ya'll thinking!!?? Jeez,Dirty minded people nowadays....Its not like what ur thinkin in that yellow brain in ur head...its a love poem called Private Parts that I found yesterday hehe..its not that funny but its still has abit of humor in it. I like it :D It was written by Paul Curtis.
A young man joined the army
And he was known as Private Parts
But he was never meant for soldiering
The was clear right from the start
And he was known as Private Parts
But he was never meant for soldiering
The was clear right from the start
He was always finding trouble
It followed wherever he went
And he was often in the glasshouse
Or taking corporal punishment
It followed wherever he went
And he was often in the glasshouse
Or taking corporal punishment
He became a Major catastrophe
With every action that he took
General disorder was now the norm
They must throw at him the book
With every action that he took
General disorder was now the norm
They must throw at him the book
But he met a girl in the catering corps
Who was known as the officer’s mess
Everything changed from that day on
As he asked her to wed and she said yes
Who was known as the officer’s mess
Everything changed from that day on
As he asked her to wed and she said yes
They married as soon as could be arranged
Saying I do between labour pains
Her bridesmaids were from the cookhouse
And his best man was Seaman Stains
Saying I do between labour pains
Her bridesmaids were from the cookhouse
And his best man was Seaman Stains
A Sergeant is what he has now become
And finding soldiering really suits
And the couple still happily married
And they have four new recruits
And finding soldiering really suits
And the couple still happily married
And they have four new recruits
Was that funny? Or isit just lame and retarded? Leave a comment !!
Best Toilet Visit(Warning:Disgusting alert)
Woohh! Hells yeah, ya'll have to read this ryte now. Like FO serious. Okay, ive had the most number and best toilet visit ever in my entire life.
I had this drink called '9' green tea shyt or sumthin from lipton the other day, so yeah its like an Antioxidant drink. So I gave it a shot.After drinking once, first round I peed for like 1 minute with normal 'u-r-e-n-i' colour. The next round I peed clear urine for a minute too. I was like WTF!!!
Then, i had paprik chicken for lunch and lasagna for dinner. As ya'll know lasagna have cheese ryte? Cheese makes you constipate. So after i drink the Lipton 9 green tea, when I got home, i had to go to the toilet immediately because my body was ready to do some pumping. When I went to de toilet and shyt, as I sat down and pump once, all the freakin 'HUMAN CHOCOLATE' came out in one freakin direct flow. I was LIKE OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This drink seriously detoxifies my body like for realz.
In conclusion, I FINALLY FOUND A DRINK THAT CAN SAVE ME SOME TIME IN THE TOILET AND NOT GET MY ASS IN PAIN MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!
So to everyone who have toilet 'troubles' or constipation problems, ya'll should try this drink ^^ let me know the results!! Happy 'Pumping'!!
I had this drink called '9' green tea shyt or sumthin from lipton the other day, so yeah its like an Antioxidant drink. So I gave it a shot.After drinking once, first round I peed for like 1 minute with normal 'u-r-e-n-i' colour. The next round I peed clear urine for a minute too. I was like WTF!!!
Then, i had paprik chicken for lunch and lasagna for dinner. As ya'll know lasagna have cheese ryte? Cheese makes you constipate. So after i drink the Lipton 9 green tea, when I got home, i had to go to the toilet immediately because my body was ready to do some pumping. When I went to de toilet and shyt, as I sat down and pump once, all the freakin 'HUMAN CHOCOLATE' came out in one freakin direct flow. I was LIKE OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This drink seriously detoxifies my body like for realz.
In conclusion, I FINALLY FOUND A DRINK THAT CAN SAVE ME SOME TIME IN THE TOILET AND NOT GET MY ASS IN PAIN MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!
So to everyone who have toilet 'troubles' or constipation problems, ya'll should try this drink ^^ let me know the results!! Happy 'Pumping'!!
Or ya'll be gettin this:
Went to the bathroom broken hearted >.<
Went to shyt but only farted :O
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
The Parties!
So my Birthday was on the 9th April 2010 and I turned 20. It was a big of a deal since I’m no longer a teenager, though some argued you only ‘not be a teenager’ when you’re 21 or 23, pretty sure it’s because those are the legal ages across the universe. Still, I think that I’ve grown up and should start act like one. Thus, I’ve partied like a rockstar!
On the eve of my Birthday a couple friends and I went to a bar where we were served discounted hella cheap beers. It was a fun night because we end up having a little photoshoot at the corner where we were standing with my little digital compact camera. All started when we were awed by the amazing colours of the wall abstract paint then accidentally took a candid over the wall and shrieking over excitement. LOL. People usually partied and got thirsty, we partied and gotten hungry. Sophie actually ordered a Pizza and we ate it on the bar counter. It was funny! HAHA. We headed to a mamak around 2.30am which is pretty early and end up at the mamak for an hour or so. When they send me home, all went out from the car I thought they gunna give me a group birthday hug but I was WRONG. I GOT FLOURED! never in my life and I was in utter shocked. Flour was all over me and I cracked into laughing my ass off. I was afraid eggs would be flying over me but it didn’t thank god. It was fun!! We made my neighbour’s front porch white. LOL.
Second night was dramatic. One of my closest friend, Najwa asked me out for a dinner with old schoolmates at 7atenine, Ascott Ampang. The plan was that I stayed there till my friend picked me up and we continue our party at Barsonic Zouk. In the middle of the dinner, my BlackBerry got f*cked. I MUST have a working phone with me because my friends were trying to reach me and I dont remember their numbers. So I rushed back home to get another phone and my friend picked me up from my house and rushed back to KL.
Thankfully I arrived at Zouk before the guestlist was closed. Matt and Nikki waited for me to enter together. Being 20 does not help me to enter Zouk since the minimum age is 21 or was it 23. I’m not sure. But every time I went to Zouk, my friend usually help me got in. So that night I was lucky to get in again =D For Nikki, it was his first time to be at Barsonic Zouk. He’s pretty much a RnB person but that night it was Electro. He actually left half an hour after we entered because he couldn’t take the music.
The rest obviously stayed and more familiar faces surfaced out of nowhere and new acquaintances were made. Still getting birthday wishes although it was past midnight. Ordered drinks and got liquored up. I don’t plan to get flat drunk that night because I remembered gotten drunk at Barsonic once and I think I embarrassed myself so much! =( But I did get pretty high and slightly drunk, that borderline you know? It’s the best.
At the end of the night, I was super tired really. I didnt sleep the night before and just had a few short naps during the day. When the dancefloor gotten bright and music stops playing we went out and headed to a mamak at Hartamas. There I’m pretty sure I fell asleep because when I woke up I’m already entering my housing area and my Jeffery was driving. I gotten panic and rose wide awake because my house keys are kept in Sophie’s car. It was a headache and I felt really bad because I shudn’t have let my heavy head got into me. We drove to Kelana Jaya to meet up with Sophie and Farah to get the keys.
I got back around 6 am and it was pouring rain like seriously I was drenched! Showered and sleep!
The third night was good night too! But I shudn’t say much about it. All I can say is that I had fun with Mr. José, Mr. Daniels and Ms Jasmine/Shiela. Boy, the party was literally *smokin’* HAHA. It was nice to see Taylorians and Sunwayians were acquainted that night.
On the eve of my Birthday a couple friends and I went to a bar where we were served discounted hella cheap beers. It was a fun night because we end up having a little photoshoot at the corner where we were standing with my little digital compact camera. All started when we were awed by the amazing colours of the wall abstract paint then accidentally took a candid over the wall and shrieking over excitement. LOL. People usually partied and got thirsty, we partied and gotten hungry. Sophie actually ordered a Pizza and we ate it on the bar counter. It was funny! HAHA. We headed to a mamak around 2.30am which is pretty early and end up at the mamak for an hour or so. When they send me home, all went out from the car I thought they gunna give me a group birthday hug but I was WRONG. I GOT FLOURED! never in my life and I was in utter shocked. Flour was all over me and I cracked into laughing my ass off. I was afraid eggs would be flying over me but it didn’t thank god. It was fun!! We made my neighbour’s front porch white. LOL.
Second night was dramatic. One of my closest friend, Najwa asked me out for a dinner with old schoolmates at 7atenine, Ascott Ampang. The plan was that I stayed there till my friend picked me up and we continue our party at Barsonic Zouk. In the middle of the dinner, my BlackBerry got f*cked. I MUST have a working phone with me because my friends were trying to reach me and I dont remember their numbers. So I rushed back home to get another phone and my friend picked me up from my house and rushed back to KL.
Thankfully I arrived at Zouk before the guestlist was closed. Matt and Nikki waited for me to enter together. Being 20 does not help me to enter Zouk since the minimum age is 21 or was it 23. I’m not sure. But every time I went to Zouk, my friend usually help me got in. So that night I was lucky to get in again =D For Nikki, it was his first time to be at Barsonic Zouk. He’s pretty much a RnB person but that night it was Electro. He actually left half an hour after we entered because he couldn’t take the music.
The rest obviously stayed and more familiar faces surfaced out of nowhere and new acquaintances were made. Still getting birthday wishes although it was past midnight. Ordered drinks and got liquored up. I don’t plan to get flat drunk that night because I remembered gotten drunk at Barsonic once and I think I embarrassed myself so much! =( But I did get pretty high and slightly drunk, that borderline you know? It’s the best.
At the end of the night, I was super tired really. I didnt sleep the night before and just had a few short naps during the day. When the dancefloor gotten bright and music stops playing we went out and headed to a mamak at Hartamas. There I’m pretty sure I fell asleep because when I woke up I’m already entering my housing area and my Jeffery was driving. I gotten panic and rose wide awake because my house keys are kept in Sophie’s car. It was a headache and I felt really bad because I shudn’t have let my heavy head got into me. We drove to Kelana Jaya to meet up with Sophie and Farah to get the keys.
I got back around 6 am and it was pouring rain like seriously I was drenched! Showered and sleep!
The third night was good night too! But I shudn’t say much about it. All I can say is that I had fun with Mr. José, Mr. Daniels and Ms Jasmine/Shiela. Boy, the party was literally *smokin’* HAHA. It was nice to see Taylorians and Sunwayians were acquainted that night.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Child.Children.Kids.Babies.Whatever
NOWadays, in this crazy modern world populated with sex-minded 'muggles' which are growing rapidly every year, CHILDREN has become one of the common hot topics that everyone is talking and whining about. Abortion has become a common option taken by 'muggles' nowadays to get rid of unwanted child birth due to accidental pregnancy,in other words, unprotected sex or in a teenagers dictionary, 'popping a ripen cherry'.
SO, the real question here is, what are the reasons to and not-to have children?
Lets begin with the reasons to have one:
-Children are adorable and cute
-Adoption, help children without parents to live a better life
-Allow ourselves to explore our character of love
-re-experiencing childhood
-create your own family generation
Now, moving on to my favourite part of this post which is, the reasons on not to have children. Alright, CHILDREN are one hell of a little diablo. They can be very annoying especially when they throw around crazy tantrums which drives you knuts. Besides that, children are also very expensive, and by that I mean maintenance. To give a child proper raising can be very expensive. You also have to struggle with your emotions towards your child. You get hurt and worry about them when they are hurt or sick. Responsibility also becomes a permanent aspect/role in your life. Also, like many people say, when you have children, your social life is ruined. You dont have free time to hangout with your friends, do whatever you like or even have some 'play time' with your wife due to your responsibility towards the children. Lastly, birth. Imagine pushing a banana through your anus. Imagine it taking ten hours. Imagine that after ten hours of trying to push a banana through your anus and failing that doctors cut a big hole in your belly to remove it. Don’t believe anyone who says that they forget all about it in a few months LOL
SO, the real question here is, what are the reasons to and not-to have children?
Lets begin with the reasons to have one:
-Children are adorable and cute
-Adoption, help children without parents to live a better life
-Allow ourselves to explore our character of love
-re-experiencing childhood
-create your own family generation
Now, moving on to my favourite part of this post which is, the reasons on not to have children. Alright, CHILDREN are one hell of a little diablo. They can be very annoying especially when they throw around crazy tantrums which drives you knuts. Besides that, children are also very expensive, and by that I mean maintenance. To give a child proper raising can be very expensive. You also have to struggle with your emotions towards your child. You get hurt and worry about them when they are hurt or sick. Responsibility also becomes a permanent aspect/role in your life. Also, like many people say, when you have children, your social life is ruined. You dont have free time to hangout with your friends, do whatever you like or even have some 'play time' with your wife due to your responsibility towards the children. Lastly, birth. Imagine pushing a banana through your anus. Imagine it taking ten hours. Imagine that after ten hours of trying to push a banana through your anus and failing that doctors cut a big hole in your belly to remove it. Don’t believe anyone who says that they forget all about it in a few months LOL
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
pURpLE
Purple, my favourite colour
Purple is know as the colour of royalty. A mysterious color. It is associated with both nobility and spirituality. Purple has a special, almost sacred place in nature: lavender, orchid, lilac, and violet flowers are often considered precious (Just like me). Because purple is derived from the mixing of a strong warm and strong cool color where it has both warm and cool properties. A purple room is said to boost a child's imagination or an artist's creativity. I totally agree with that. But some say that too much purple, like blue, could result in moodiness(Not really, it depends on the individual).
Culture of Purple:
-The color of mourning for widows in Thailand
-purple was the favorite color of Egypt's Cleopatra
-has been traditionally associated with royalty in many cultures
-Purple robes were worn by royalty and people of authority or high rank
-The Purple Heart is a U.S. Military decoration given to soldiers wounded in battle
Purple speaks its own language.It is said that the use of purple in familiar phrases can help a designer see how their color of choice might be perceived by others, both the positive and negative aspects.
Good purple
a)Purple cow - something remarkable, eye-catching, unusual
Bad purple
a)Purple speech - profanity, raunchy language
b)Purple prose - exaggeration, colorful lies
c)Purple haze - state of confusion or euphoria, possibly drug-induced
I personally think the colour purple is a very unique colour because of its mysterious and calming yet elegant and attractive look. Purple colour always attract other peoples attention, be it a car, a wall, an object or a video. In my opinion, the use of purple colour in the fashion industry is a smart way of generating interest in a fashion design. Based on Feng Shui, the colour purple can be represented by the amethyst crystal which also means healing or meditation
Drivers
Driver, can somebody please define this word?
What do they actually do? What are they SUPPOSED to do? A DRIVER should know whats best. The thing is, this particular ONE doesnt.
Let me describe this particular one,
'My name is The-So-Called-Driver. I transport people using a cab. I fetch my customers up too early. I dont know the daily schedule of my customer. I never speak. I never reply to Good mornings or Thank you. I leave my customer if they are late for few minutes. I demand high salary but I do my job pathethically, retardedly, and without interest. I drive very fast without any concern for the passenger. I am 67 years old.Very hot tempered and anti-social. I work for 15 days, 2 trips a day.Lastly, my customers have to call me everytime they wanna go out or tell me when to fetch them up'
And that pretty much sums up that particular driver
Now, the question here is, what shall the salary of this driver be?
Before I give my answer, allow me to xpress somethin out. This ********* driver, has caused me alot of time, energy and most of all, STRESS in my fkin life. Hes been working for about a month only. Now, its time for him to get fired and get the hell out of my life. Why I said so? Pretty much all the reasons are stated in his description. Let me tell you few cases that happened.
1)I waited 2 hours for my driver to come
-Why the fk must I wait for my driver? Now, whenever im late, he becomes very impatient and angry but when he is late, I never said anything. You are the fkin worker for fk sake. I DO WHAT I WANT AND YOU JUST LISTEN. I AM THE BOSS AND YOU ARE THE WORKER. Which part of that sentence dont you understand? Dont give me excuses telling me that you dont understand it Bcuz, a)im an old man b)im retarded , A fact that has been clearly stated here is that YOU NEED TO LEARN ON HOW TO DO UR DAMN JOB!!!
2)Pavillion Fetch
-On Saturday last week, my driver was supposed to fetch me at 5 pm to send me to pavillion. My maid told him bout it. HOWEVER, at 5pm, I was getting ready in my room, he called 4 times but the phone was ringing outside so I didnt bother. When I came down after 12 minutes, he left. YES, HE FKIN LEFT ME!!! What are you? A taxi driver? What you need to do your DAMN JOB!
What a life...
What do they actually do? What are they SUPPOSED to do? A DRIVER should know whats best. The thing is, this particular ONE doesnt.
Let me describe this particular one,
'My name is The-So-Called-Driver. I transport people using a cab. I fetch my customers up too early. I dont know the daily schedule of my customer. I never speak. I never reply to Good mornings or Thank you. I leave my customer if they are late for few minutes. I demand high salary but I do my job pathethically, retardedly, and without interest. I drive very fast without any concern for the passenger. I am 67 years old.Very hot tempered and anti-social. I work for 15 days, 2 trips a day.Lastly, my customers have to call me everytime they wanna go out or tell me when to fetch them up'
And that pretty much sums up that particular driver
Now, the question here is, what shall the salary of this driver be?
Before I give my answer, allow me to xpress somethin out. This ********* driver, has caused me alot of time, energy and most of all, STRESS in my fkin life. Hes been working for about a month only. Now, its time for him to get fired and get the hell out of my life. Why I said so? Pretty much all the reasons are stated in his description. Let me tell you few cases that happened.
1)I waited 2 hours for my driver to come
-Why the fk must I wait for my driver? Now, whenever im late, he becomes very impatient and angry but when he is late, I never said anything. You are the fkin worker for fk sake. I DO WHAT I WANT AND YOU JUST LISTEN. I AM THE BOSS AND YOU ARE THE WORKER. Which part of that sentence dont you understand? Dont give me excuses telling me that you dont understand it Bcuz, a)im an old man b)im retarded , A fact that has been clearly stated here is that YOU NEED TO LEARN ON HOW TO DO UR DAMN JOB!!!
2)Pavillion Fetch
-On Saturday last week, my driver was supposed to fetch me at 5 pm to send me to pavillion. My maid told him bout it. HOWEVER, at 5pm, I was getting ready in my room, he called 4 times but the phone was ringing outside so I didnt bother. When I came down after 12 minutes, he left. YES, HE FKIN LEFT ME!!! What are you? A taxi driver? What you need to do your DAMN JOB!
What a life...
Our Favorite Monster
Lady Gaga has touched our souls through her music.
She's the next Big Thing. Bigger than Madonna?
Hell yeah!!
All white.
Latex pencil skirt :)
Gaga Poppins.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Smoking
So another thing that happens to you is your nails and toe nails will turn yellow. Now you may know that your finger nails turn yellow because of the cigarette being near them, but what you probably don t know is that your toe nails turn yellow because not all of the tobacco gets out of your nose and your mouth. But not all of it comes out so it gets inside you and gets out through your toe nails. Grows huh!!!
So as you can see smoking is bad for you, your health and your appearance. And this is just some things that can happen. So if you want to be on oxygen or have tracheal tube for the rest of your life then that s your choice but for the people that want to stop smoking do something before it s to late. Smoking kills.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Empty
its empty inside here , inside this boy.
someone
please help me.
i was
not like this before. i am better than this.
its not easy to be
me.
someone
please help me.
i was
not like this before. i am better than this.
its not easy to be
me.
Friday, March 19, 2010
5 Managment Lessons
Lesson 1 The husband comes in the shower, while his wife had just finished washing. You hear the doorbell. Wife hastily wrapped in a towel and runs open. At the dawn - a neighbor, Bob. Just seeing it, Bob said: "I'll give you $ 800 if you remove the towel." Thinking couple seconds, a woman does this and confronts Bob naked. Bob gives her 800 dollars and leaves. His wife puts the towel back and returns to bathroom. "Who was that?" asks the husband. "Bob, my neighbor," - his wife answered. "Well, - said the husband, - he said nothing about $ 800 that I should? "
Moral: share with the shareholders of information about outstanding loans, otherwise You may find yourself in an unpleasant situation.
Lesson 2 Priest nun offers her a lift. North in the car, she throws foot for foot, so that the thigh is exposed. Priest had difficulty avoid the accident. Aligning the car, he stealthily puts his hand on her leg. The nun says: "Father, you remember Psalm 129?" The priest removes his hand. But by changing the transfer, he again puts his hand on her leg. Nun repeats: "Father, you remember Psalm 129?". The priest apologized: "Excuse me, my sister, but the flesh is weak. When she reached the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went. Arriving at the church, the priest is Psalm 129. It reads: "Go ahead and look above you will find happiness."
Moral: if You do not know their work, many opportunities for development will take place right before your face.
Lesson 3 Turkey say to a bull. "My dream is to climb to the top of the tree -- she sighed, - but I have so little power. "Why do not peck my droppings?" - Replied the bull - there are many nutrients. Turkey devoured a handful of manure, and it really gave her enough strength to climb onto the lower branch of the tree. The next day, eating more, she reached the second branch. Finally, fourth day, turkey sitting proudly on top of the tree. There she noticed farmer and knocked a shot from a gun.
Moral: manipulation of shit can help you climb to the summit, but not retain you there.
Lesson 4 Sales representative, secretary and manager go for dinner and found antique lamp. They rubbed it, and it appears from the Jin. He says: "I will fulfill one wish each of you." "I'm first, I'm first!", - Said the secretary. "I want to now be in the Bahamas, on a boat, and not think about anything." Pshsh! She disappears. "Now I, now I", - said sales representative. "I want to be in Hawaii, relax on the beach, with massage, an endless supply of Pinacolada and the love of my life." Pshsh! He disappears. "Now it's your turn," - said Jean manager. "I want those two back in the office after lunch"
Moral: Always let your boss to speak first.
Lesson 5 The eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked: "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" "Sure, why not" - he replied. Rabbit sat under a tree and began to relax. Suddenly a fox appeared, grabbed the rabbit and ate it.
Moral: to sit and do nothing, you have to sit very, very high.
Moral: share with the shareholders of information about outstanding loans, otherwise You may find yourself in an unpleasant situation.
Lesson 2 Priest nun offers her a lift. North in the car, she throws foot for foot, so that the thigh is exposed. Priest had difficulty avoid the accident. Aligning the car, he stealthily puts his hand on her leg. The nun says: "Father, you remember Psalm 129?" The priest removes his hand. But by changing the transfer, he again puts his hand on her leg. Nun repeats: "Father, you remember Psalm 129?". The priest apologized: "Excuse me, my sister, but the flesh is weak. When she reached the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went. Arriving at the church, the priest is Psalm 129. It reads: "Go ahead and look above you will find happiness."
Moral: if You do not know their work, many opportunities for development will take place right before your face.
Lesson 3 Turkey say to a bull. "My dream is to climb to the top of the tree -- she sighed, - but I have so little power. "Why do not peck my droppings?" - Replied the bull - there are many nutrients. Turkey devoured a handful of manure, and it really gave her enough strength to climb onto the lower branch of the tree. The next day, eating more, she reached the second branch. Finally, fourth day, turkey sitting proudly on top of the tree. There she noticed farmer and knocked a shot from a gun.
Moral: manipulation of shit can help you climb to the summit, but not retain you there.
Lesson 4 Sales representative, secretary and manager go for dinner and found antique lamp. They rubbed it, and it appears from the Jin. He says: "I will fulfill one wish each of you." "I'm first, I'm first!", - Said the secretary. "I want to now be in the Bahamas, on a boat, and not think about anything." Pshsh! She disappears. "Now I, now I", - said sales representative. "I want to be in Hawaii, relax on the beach, with massage, an endless supply of Pinacolada and the love of my life." Pshsh! He disappears. "Now it's your turn," - said Jean manager. "I want those two back in the office after lunch"
Moral: Always let your boss to speak first.
Lesson 5 The eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked: "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" "Sure, why not" - he replied. Rabbit sat under a tree and began to relax. Suddenly a fox appeared, grabbed the rabbit and ate it.
Moral: to sit and do nothing, you have to sit very, very high.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Dealing with life
So, how has 'Life' been treating ya'll?
Did 'It' give u happiness? sadness? cruelty? boring-ness? bytchy-ness? and whatever-ness?
Before i 'spit' , i have a question for ya'll. Aint life a *****?
Haha, just ****in with ur mind.
So, imma write about what do i do everyday to deal and play with the games that 'life' gives.
Basically, i play resident evil 5 and Dragon Age ps3 games to release stress and tension. Other than that would be 'talking' about other people i think. I mean to those u deserves my 'award'. But most of all, my easiest way in dealing with life is by hanging out in PAVILION until morning. Its so fun because i get to do my work and relax my mind. There are other benefits too but i'd rather not talk about it :X. What else? ummmm oh yeah, dancing !!!!!!!! A fun way to release ur feelings and leave reality for awhile.
Since im livin alone, theres nothing else to do besides the above.Everybody gets lonely sometimes right?
Last but not least, theres this youtuber called Shane Dawson. One of the characters that he acts is called Shanaynay. I LOVE the videos when Shanaynay acts. Its so fkin hilarious and really really helps me. Its my chillax pill.Heres one of ma favourite videos of her. Before you watch, i must warn you about these features:
Most of his videos are open-minded. The usage of rough and 'hot' language are frequent. So to all those people who are too sensitive or close minded. ya'll should back off ^^
Imma just put a link here so you can watch it urself. I cant post it up here cuz it might not be appropriate to do so.
Link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP-HOXr6q3s
3njoy!!!
Did 'It' give u happiness? sadness? cruelty? boring-ness? bytchy-ness? and whatever-ness?
Before i 'spit' , i have a question for ya'll. Aint life a *****?
Haha, just ****in with ur mind.
So, imma write about what do i do everyday to deal and play with the games that 'life' gives.
Basically, i play resident evil 5 and Dragon Age ps3 games to release stress and tension. Other than that would be 'talking' about other people i think. I mean to those u deserves my 'award'. But most of all, my easiest way in dealing with life is by hanging out in PAVILION until morning. Its so fun because i get to do my work and relax my mind. There are other benefits too but i'd rather not talk about it :X. What else? ummmm oh yeah, dancing !!!!!!!! A fun way to release ur feelings and leave reality for awhile.
Since im livin alone, theres nothing else to do besides the above.Everybody gets lonely sometimes right?
Last but not least, theres this youtuber called Shane Dawson. One of the characters that he acts is called Shanaynay. I LOVE the videos when Shanaynay acts. Its so fkin hilarious and really really helps me. Its my chillax pill.Heres one of ma favourite videos of her. Before you watch, i must warn you about these features:
Most of his videos are open-minded. The usage of rough and 'hot' language are frequent. So to all those people who are too sensitive or close minded. ya'll should back off ^^
Imma just put a link here so you can watch it urself. I cant post it up here cuz it might not be appropriate to do so.
Link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP-HOXr6q3s
3njoy!!!
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
METALLIC-SHINY-SPIKY-FLUID? FO' SERIOUS?
WOW!!!!! :D This is SOOO COOOLLLL!!!!! What the **** is this -.-?
To all the people who dont know what this 'thing' is, let me tell you ^^
Its a metallic black water fountain. Isnt it obvious?
Nah im just bullshyt-ing around. Its called a Morpho Tower.
What is a Morpho Tower?
a) A tower made up of 'morpho fluid'
b)A black water fountain
c)A tower called Morpho
Answer is: None of the above
Why? Cuz y'all too stupid to know what it means ^^
Just Kiddin :X
Morpho Tower is a:
-'Ferrofluid structure'
What is Ferrofluid?
- a liquid which becomes strongly polarised in the presence of a magnetic field
- made up of tiny magnetic fragments of iron suspended in oil
Lets cut the crap and skip to the real deal, Morpho Tower is created by Sachiko Kodama in collaboration with Yasushi Miyajima. It consists of two ferrofluid sculptures that are designed to stand in a platter of ferrofluid and move "synthetically to music," which translates into a magnetic field being generated by sound and creating autonomous art.
These towers react by attracting "spikes of ferrofluid" from the bottom-up, which can mold itself and transform into a variety of stunning shapes. The spikes are designed to rotate around the edge of the spiral cone depending on the strength of the magnetic field. By utilizing time series metadata ingrained in the music, designers can create more dramatic scenes on the towers' sides.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
djembe.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Fat-Free Feeling By Dr Kiwi
As i have lived in this world for about 17 years, it is common nowadays to see FAT people or in some(i wouldnt say rare) occasions, OBESE roaming around.
This blog is dedicated to all the FAT-A**ES out there who couldnt afford liposuction or are just too fat to function ^^
Heres a few advice gotten from Dr Kiwi's Partner:
The most common theories of losing weight or keeping fit that we can hear nowadays are EXERCISE and BALANCE DIET.
Listen hear honey, u might see all the results of other people doing 'this' but i would say at least 60% of them will get bored of the routine and end up being a FATA** once again ^^. My point is, dont waste your damn time trying to master this BULLSHYT.
What you gotta do is shut the fcuk up and listen to Dr Kiwi's partner advice ^^ I GUARANTEE you 100% success in achieving your goals.
To have a fat-free feeling,
1)Hangout with people who are fatter than you ^^
2)Start practicing 'throwing up techniques' in your toilet everyday ^^
3)Eat alot of shit-easy food. The more you shit, the faster you lose weight :D
4)Be comfortable with yourself, just think of urself this way when somebody tries to hurt your feelings,
"I am a proud PHAT person who does not give a shyt to what other people say because i EAT their words'
PHAT,in my opinion, originally means 'Pretty Hot And Thin', well i have another meaning for it,
'Pretty Huge And Thick" ^^
Oh well, thats all from me
Remember, once a FATA** will ALWAYS be a FATA** :D (echoes).......
This blog is dedicated to all the FAT-A**ES out there who couldnt afford liposuction or are just too fat to function ^^
Heres a few advice gotten from Dr Kiwi's Partner:
The most common theories of losing weight or keeping fit that we can hear nowadays are EXERCISE and BALANCE DIET.
Listen hear honey, u might see all the results of other people doing 'this' but i would say at least 60% of them will get bored of the routine and end up being a FATA** once again ^^. My point is, dont waste your damn time trying to master this BULLSHYT.
What you gotta do is shut the fcuk up and listen to Dr Kiwi's partner advice ^^ I GUARANTEE you 100% success in achieving your goals.
To have a fat-free feeling,
1)Hangout with people who are fatter than you ^^
2)Start practicing 'throwing up techniques' in your toilet everyday ^^
3)Eat alot of shit-easy food. The more you shit, the faster you lose weight :D
4)Be comfortable with yourself, just think of urself this way when somebody tries to hurt your feelings,
"I am a proud PHAT person who does not give a shyt to what other people say because i EAT their words'
PHAT,in my opinion, originally means 'Pretty Hot And Thin', well i have another meaning for it,
'Pretty Huge And Thick" ^^
Oh well, thats all from me
Remember, once a FATA** will ALWAYS be a FATA** :D (echoes).......
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Rock Climbing
Since I was a little, I'm not an active person. I mean I do run around chasing my friends when i was kid and was a boy scout but never a sportsman. My dad once was concern about this so he took me to play football at Righa Royal and I end up enjoying the sea view and seeing people swimming at the large pool. I am not a fan of football. I know I'll anger some football fans if I say the game is kind of pointless. But I did spent my entire PE periods during my school years playing football, for four years. People always say, you're macho and a real man if you play and love football. I think it's a total bullshit. There are a lot of macho and real man who are not into football as much out there.
I've always wanted to take up sports but I found that I can never been good at any. Until my friend told me about Rock Climbing. She's in love with climbing till she got an internship with Blocx, a company that made those climbing trails. She always talked about how fun climbing is so I told her I'd give it a try. I told her that ages ago because we both can't find the perfect time to climb together but yesterday another friend of mine, Sophie, asked if I would be interested to join her climbing. I said yes!
We climbed at Camp 5, a rock climbing 'facility' at One Utama. I had to filled up a form and given a Guest card. I think you need a Host, a person who has knowledge on climbing or a member, to entitled you as a Guest. Alif was my host yesterday, Sophie's friend. Alif used to be my tuitionmate during my PMR year (2005) and he's now some sort of a well known person. He told me I look familiar so I told him why and he remembered. I bet he lied because I rarely talk at that tuition center.
Anyway, climbing is fun! I tried the easy wall first. I thought when you climb, you can just grip and step on any "rocks" but it's actually colour coded. I mean, when you climb you choose which rock colour for your trail. Alif was my belay, i don't know how to explain this but go here if you wanted to know more : Belaying. He was my belay for the tall wall too. I pitied him because it took me a looooooong time to reached the top. Hey cut me some slack, it was my first time right? Furthermore, I have zero stamina since I didn't exercise for almost a year now. So I guess my muscles were in shocked because till now I can feel my muscles cramp.
Overall, it was a fun experience. I want to go again for sure and I have a feeling this will be a hobby of mine and for the first time, I enjoyed a sport. To me, I find that rock climbing is fun because it involve your mentality as well as your stamina. When I stepped on my first rock, all I can think of to reach the top (of course at times I felt like giving up but Alif kept shouting at me from below). I didn't even noticed I've sweat, when I lowered myself down I was surprised to see my hair and my back were all wet. I smiled and satisfied. I've met a few regular climbers that day and they seems nice. Danial told me he lost about 7 kg after 3 weeks climbing. How awesome is that!? I shall schedule next visit with my friends and want to try harder trails. Can you believe it? I'm actually excited over a sport.
The Guest card.
see the different colours of rocks? when you climb you can only use a single colour only.
Naim is doing a side walking (or something like that) because instead of climbing up, you walked sideways.
Sophie tried this wall and Zoey was her belay. I want to try this wall next time.
IBNU ALFADLI OTHMAN
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)